Hey everyone, I was wondering which song lyrics you've misheard, and what you thought they said. There's a good Muppety reason why I'm asking... My wife and I were watching "Emmet Otter's Jug Band Christmas" last night, and I remembered a line from "Barbecue" that I had always misunderstood when I was little. The real line is: "And the sauce Mama makes just stays there forever if you dare to get it under your nails." Okay, so I didn't get this when I was little. I thought it was: "And the Sauce-Mama makes you stay there forever if you dare to get it under your nails." I thought the "Sauce-Mama" was this actual person who would make you sit at the table indefintely if you made a mess or something like that. Actually, it kind of scared me! What other lyrics (muppety or otherwise) have you misheard?