Muppet Central the Movie!

[theprawncracker]

Question: Is anyone playing Sam? 'Cause I can write his dialog really well.

Hey T.A.,

We're not playing the Muppets, we're just playing ourselves. But Sam is not with us. If you can figure out a way to find us with Sam then by all means do and join the game with us!

 

[Erine81981]

When this was asked about making our own movie is which favortie characters would we want to control (as in preform them) We would play ourselfs and then play our favorites. So join in as Ryan 2 says.

 

[theprawncracker]

I don't think we'll ever finish this movie...


(Meanwhile...)

Snidley: So you thought you all could stop me didn't you? Well I'm pleased to inform you that you were wrong!

Me: I can't believe your doing this to us!

Snidley: Oh, it is not I who has been behind this. The true evil genius is my master.

Pepe: What? Who is your master? Hokay?

Snidley: Presenting my master... ELMO!!!

(A curtain behind Snidley opens to reveal Elmo sitting on a throne.)

Me: No!

Dr.Teeth: That's impossible!

Rowlf: I knew it!

Zoot: What what? I'm up!

Elmo: Well, Mr. Ryan, Elmo geusses you thought you were pretty smart didn't you? Well Elmo showed you didn't he?

Me: What are you up to Elmo?

Elmo: It's simple. First Elmo will eliminate Phillip and Cindy Chapman, leaving Muppet Central Elmo's to control!

Dr.Teeth: You're next in line to control MC?

Elmo: It's a union thing, don't ask. Then Elmo will let your friend Scooter shut down Muppet Central, then Elmo will be able to restart a new age of websites! Elmo Central! Ah ha ha! Ha ha ha!

Rowlf: That's horrible!

Elmo: Yes it is isn't it. Then once Elmo has conquered Muppet Central he'll move on to every other website on the internet. And before long Elmo will rule the world! Then once the world is mine Elmo will rule the so called "Classic Muppets." Making all of you Elmo's slaves!!! Now Mr. Snidley, go fetch me Mrs. Cindy, so she can parish alongside her husband.

Me: Nooooooooooo!!!

Elmo: It's no use Mr.Ryan, it's no use.

 

[theprawncracker]

Ok, this is my last attempt to try and get you guys to post in this thread again. So...

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE POST IN THIS THREAD!!!!!! WE NEED TO FINISH THIS MOVIE!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Erine81981]

Me: Thats not what I think. Come on monster buddies.

Grover: Elmo was my friend. How could you?

Herry: I knew he had something to do with this.

Cookie M: Me not know. Me eat cookies.

Me: Come on Cookie. We need to stop him.

Cookie M: Ok, coming.

 

[theprawncracker]

(ooc: Thank you Kyle. I'll post more after school)

 

[Beauregard]

The wall behind Elmo's throne throbs for a moment, stops, and then explodes open As Boober and Bo (me) burst out of it, hitting into Elmo, and throwing him down the steps.

Me: What a remarkable coincidence...

Boober: Eew, this red creature under me may be covered in creepy red germs.

Me: You think? More like Creapy red bugs.

Snidley: How did you get here?

Me: Easy, I stepped into the online version of the script.

Sidley: Oh. I see.

Zoot: Now's our chance...let's go...
Lips: No one's listening to us.
Zoot: That's cause we never talk.
Lips: Too true.
Dr teeth: My line!

Bo(Me) stands and faces Snidely.

Me: Boober, put Elmo in a headlock, while I deal with snidley.
Ryan 1: Allow me to join you Bo.
Me: Thanks.

Snidly: You know you will all die?

Me: ha! Let's see what Elmo has to say about that.
Elmo: Please replace battery. Please replace battery.

Boober: It's a toy!

Snidly: Foiled again! Be right back! *dissapears*

Ryan 1: Come on guys, we gotta get out of this triangle and get back to the control room.
Telly: I play the triangle.

 

[Erine81981]

Me: Fellow those them.

Grover: Got it Kyle. *looks at the broken Elmo* I knew he wasn't an evil monster. He's my friend.

Herry: Look Grover. *points to a lever*

Grover: A lever. What does it do?

Herry: Lets find out. *tries pulling it* I need help.

Rowlf: Don't worry. I'll help.

Floyd: Hey man. Need some help.

Janice: Like go get'em hun.

Grover: Ok, everyone pull.

Everyone who's helping pulls the lever which releases a caged from the celling with a bunch of old Sesame Street and Muppet characters that were captured when the shows ended.
Wanye: Honey are you alright?

Wanda: Yes honey. Come on lets help our friends out.

Wanye: No!

Wanda: Why not?

Wanye: Becasue what he did to us!

Wanda: Who's that?

Wanye: That frog!

Wanda: Oh come on. He did it for our own good. Watch.

Sam: Here they are again those finest and most morally unobjectionable singing team. "Wayne and Wanda!" I better get out of here.

Wanda starts singing a song which makes the whole place flood. The hole that Bo abd Boober had made it like a drain so everyone started being sucked through the hole in the wall.

Me: I hate mysellllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll........*gets sucked through the hole*

Grover: Whoaaaaaaaaaaa.........

Herry: This isn't going to be preetttttt..............

Rowlf who had a life boat handy climbed inside and floated out the hole. "This is one fun adventure."

Floyd: You can say that again.

Janice: Your one handsome guy. Fer sure.

Floyd: Thanks babe.

 

[Beauregard]

Newsman: Quick, a dicversion, This is a Muppet Newsflash! The Bemuda Triangle rang up to inform me that that it is more hip to be a square,and it will start life over agaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaain!

The Bemda Triangle spits all the creatures and things it ever swallowed into the sea, and turns into a Bemuda Square.

Me: Hip, hip, so hip to be a square...
Janice: Like, square hips, how gross.

Meanwhile, beyond the door that Lisa found...

 

[TogetherAgain]

Yes, so Vibs, Miss Piggy and I open a door and...

<We walk through the door>

Lisa: ....it's so quiet...

Vibs: ....and dark...

Miss Piggy: Moi can not even see the ground in front of moi!

Lisa: Me either. Come on, maybe we'll find a light switch or something.

Miss Piggy: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Vibs: What?

Miss Piggy: <getting farther away> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahh.... splash

Lisa: Miss Piggy?

...

Lisa: Miss Piggy?!?

Vibs: Where'd she go?

Lisa: How should I know? I can't see anything!

Vibs: Well, I can't, either!

Lisa: Great. Now we're seperated from the rest of the group, we can't find Snidely, we have no idea what's going on, Muppet Central is in huge trouble, AND we lost Miss Piggy.

Vibs: This couldn't possibly get worse.

Lisa: Don't say that!

Vibs: Why?

Lisa: Because it will make things get worse! That always happens in movies!

Vibs: Sorry.

Lisa: <sigh> It's alright... come on, let's see if we can find... Miss Piggy/ Snidely/ the rest of the group.

Vibs: Alright. I think Miss Piggy went this way.

Lisa: Which way?

Vibs: <pulling me forward> This way.

Lisa: Oh.

Lisa and Vibs: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH <splash>

Vibs: <cough cough cough>

Lisa: <cough cough cough>

Vibs: You... <cough cough> ...ok? ...

Lisa: <cough> Yeah... <cough> you?

Vibs: Yeah <cough> but I think I swallowed a lot of water.

Lisa: Me too. Hey um... where are we?

Vibs: I don't know, but where ever it is, it's wet.

Lisa: No kidding. Ew, and it smells like a swamp...

Vibs: ...

Lisa and Vibs: ... a SWAMP?...

Lisa: How the heck did we get to a SWAMP?

Vibs: We fell through a hole?

Lisa: Well... yeah, but that was pitch dark somewhere in whatever building Muppet Central is housed in, and this is the middle of the day is some swamp with no building in sight!

Vibs: Well, we might have gone through cyber space again...

Lisa: Oy... So, um... any idea how we could get back to... um... where we were?

Vibs: No. But we could probably ask some one for help.

Lisa: Like who?

Vibs: How about the frog that's right behind you.

Frog: Ribbit. <hops into water>.

Vibs: Or not.

Lisa: Wait a second...

Vibs: Uh, could we get out of the water before we wait?

Lisa: Oh, yeah, sure.

<we get out of the water>

Vibs: You were saying.

Lisa: Swamp. Frogs. Muppets. Combine.

Vibs: <blink>

Lisa: <looks around swamp> Um... excuse me? Frogs?

Random frogs: Ribbit? Ribbit ribbit?

Lisa: Do any of you happen to know Kermit the Frog?

Robin: You mean my uncle?

Vibs: <to Lisa> How'd you know...

Lisa: I didn't. That's either movie magic or a whole lot of luck. <to Robin> Robin, do you think you could give us a hand?

Robin: No, but I could give you a flipper!