Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: Gonzo! Come on!
Gonzo: What?
Ryan: Grab your cheerleading outfit from the college you went to Jason Alexander with and follow me!
Gonzo: I always wear it under my clothes. But why do I--
Ryan: *grabs Gonzo by the collar and runs off*

 

[Beakerfan]

*a loud thundering can be heard coming towards the dormitories*

*two shadowy figures can be seen in the distance, one with apparently two heads and very large in all directions, and the other tall, thin and wobbly*

*as the figures emerge from the darkness, the wobbly one speaks up*

Wobbly shadowy figure: Hey, would you mind grabbing that top suitcase? I think it's going to fall.

Large shadowy figure: Sure thing, little buddy! Hey, Alex, would you mind grabbing that for Bean?

Alex: *riding Sweetums piggy-back style* Sure thing Sweetums! *grabs the suitcase off the top of the stack Bean is carrying*

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Beaker:
MEEP!
(Clings to Alex as if his very life depended on it)

Bunsen:
Are you going somewhere, Alex?

Claudia:
NO! YOU CAN'T GO!
I WON'T LET YOU!
(Sobs wildly)
JACK! JACK! COME BACK! COME BACK!

Dr. Van Neuter:
Um...she was...watching Titanic last night...and um...

Claudia:
XP NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Bunsen:
Jack did indeed die, my dear.
Fear not, it was just a movie.

Claudia:
BASED ON ACTUAL EVENTS!
ALEX! NOOOOOOOO!

Dr. Van Neuter:
You're acting as if she was just gonna go up the Titanic or something.
(Rolls eyes)

Claudia:
NOOOO!
ALEX!

Beaker:
(Blows his nose on Claudia's sleeve)

Claudia:
I PROMISE to be good!
XP I WON'T TRY TO EAT ELMO WHEN HE'S SLEEPING!

Bunsen, Beaker, and Neuter:
(Staring at her)

Claudia:
And...Ipromisenottoeatyourcookies...ever again.

Bunsen:
So, you're the one who ate my animal crackers!
You could've asked!

Claudia:
....OMGLOOKWHATYOUMADEMEDOALEX!
XD

 

[Beakerfan]

Alex: *starting to fall off of Sweetums* Ummm...... guys? I'm not leaving..... I'm coming BACK. I know I haven't been gone for very long, and obviously some people didn't realize I was gone . But thanks anyway! *snuggles Beaker*

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia:
(Reddens)
Why am I prone to blonde moments?
Please tell me.

(Tries to save whatever dignity she has left)

Bunsen:
You're just not as observant, Claudia.

Claudia:
Look who's talking, no eyes!

Bunsen:
(Gasps)
Why, I never!

Claudia:
Yeah, you heard me, butterball.
(Tries to look threatening)

Bunsen:
Ho-hum, Oh dear, I've seemed to have accidently triggered this shape-shifting device!

Claudia:
(Sighs, is a rabbit once more)
What is it with you and bunnies?

Bunsen:
(Hums lightly to himself as he stuffs Claudia in a cage)

Beaker:
Meep mee mee mee.
(Looks to the cage)
Mee mee.

Meep!

Claudia:
What? You've just AGREED with him?

Beaker:
Meep.

Claudia:
You've hurt my feelings.
(Curls up in a ball)

Dr. Van Neuter:
That won't work, girlfriend!

Claudia:
(Snarls)
I knew it.
HMPH!

Beaker:
(Hugs Alex tightly)
Meep.

Bunsen:
We're glad you're back!
Now, would you like to help me with this...

Claudia:
(Points to Alex's room)
RUN, WOMAN! RUN!

 

[Beakerfan]

Bean: *looks deeply offended* Alex, you're not going to put ME in a cage, are you?

Alex: Of course not! I would never do that! *grabs the cage from Bunsen and lets Claudia out*

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Bunsen:
She's a different case, Mr. Bean.
You see, everything she sees, she destroys.

Claudia:
LET FREEDOM RING!

Dr. Van Neuter:
Great job, she may just go streaking!

Claudia:
(Runs through the hall with her paws in the air)
WHEEE!

Bunsen:
Want to rephrase it, Phillip?

Dr. Van Neuter:
Yeah, sure.
What she meant was...



Let freedom fall.


Claudia:
(Runs with fire)

Bunsen:
No, didn't your mom teach you not to play with fire?
Do come back to your warm snuggly cage!

Claudia:
(Has a twisted look to her)
YEEEHAHAHAHA!

 

[Beakerfan]

John Cleese and Eric Idle come running in.......

John: Don't go near that rabbit!

Eric: Everybody! Stay back! Don't worry about a THING. We've dealt with this before!

John: Where's the holy hand grenade?

Alex: O_O *mouth drops open*

Bean: Um... Mr. Cleese, I don't think that's such a good idea......

John: Well of course not! You're a rabbit aren't you? You're probably in this together!

 

[The Count]

*Watching all of this...
UD: Jim save us... Now Erin will have her button pushed and join in this petty foolery.
You know... Clauds has a habbit of being a rabbit.
Count: Yes, indeed she does.
She's rather cute as a bunny... Crazed, but cute. So, do you think we should share that haunter with her?
Count: #30? No, keep it a surprise. She'll find out ewentually.
Yeah... Ghost you're fright.
*Secretly hums to self, smiling at that one castle critter saved up to share with sis later if she asks rully nicely.

 

[Beakerfan]

John: Dagnabbit! Where's that holy hand grenade?

Alex: Uhh.... we don't have one.

Bean: Um, we could ask Gonzo.....

John: You mean the Ugly Disgusting One? Why on EARTH would he have a holy hand grenade?

Bean: Well he's sort of into crazy things.....

Eric: The rabbit does have a point.

Sweetums: Well, why don't you guys have one?

Eric and John: Well..... *they stare at each other*

Eric: There was only one in the first place.....

John: We used it already! Isn't it obvious?