Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[BEAR]

Bry: Okay, I have to take a shower and then we can all get some lunch.
Big Bird: Sounds good. I'll be taking my bird bath, too.
Snuffy: I'm off to the pool.
Bry: Good thing there's no swim practice today.
Snuffy: Oh Bryan. Dohoho!

 

[ReneeLouvier]

Scooter: You are offically a nutcase.

Sara: Be quiet you. *Is working on her latest fanfiction, trying to get into Fozzie's head as it were needed*

Jim: I actually agree with Scooter. You're gonna drive yourself nuts with all this.

Jerry: Why don't you just focus on your stories?

Sara: *Pushes self away from computer and looks at them.* See, the thing is I can't. I've gotten bogged with it, so while I'm waiting for confirmation, I'm doing something else to keep my thoughts organized.

Frank: Your disorganized is what it is.

Sara: So what if I am? I'm finally able to write good romance!

Scooter: What about the stories? Isn't that romance?

Sara: Not...really. Some elements are romance, but it's more of a thriller then a romance. I finally feel....stable with this attempt at romance.

Jerry: I think it's good. Keep 'em interested, while you're working on the stories in the background. What's the next "not related" story going to be about?

Sara: X_X I don't know. Don't ask. *Turns back to computer, working on "Love is Neverending"*

 

[redBoobergurl]

Beth: *sigh*
Mokey: What's wrong?
Beth: Oh, it's the usual Mokey. My job, not being happy with it, yadda yadda
Red: Yadda yadda?
Beth: I'll have you watch Seinfeld sometime. Anyway, it's just frustrating sometimes. I had such a great interview for another job over a week ago. I keep trying to call and I can't get ahold of anyone. I don't think they'll hire me
Mokey: Don't give up, you don't know that. I'm sure it takes a long time to process that kind of stuff
Beth: Maybe you're right. *smiles* Hey, how about we go get some ice cream
Red: You don't have to ask me twice!

 

[tvlistingman]

PETER: Guess where I went to Today?

ZOE: Where?

PETER: Boston

LITTLE BIRD: How was Boston?

PETER: Boston was good

ELMO: Little Bird, sometimes Peter goes into Boston to have a day trip and today was his 12th day trip into Boston

PETER: I went to the New England Aquarium first, then next took a walk around Faneuil Hall, counted the 81 steps at Boston City Hall, then went to the Library to print out old TV schedules from April 1973 to April 1987

ZOE: Cool!

PETER: And I'am going to do this right now

ELMO: Okay and Tomorrow is your Birthday

ZOE: And you get to Turn 20!

LITTLE BIRD: Peter!, you are getting to be a Man.

 

[Beauregard]

Bo: *crying*
Beau: Er...is this unusual?
Bobo: What's up little buddy there?
Bo: Oh, sorry, nothing, just how unhappy one of my characters is...in a story. It upsets me to see her cry...
Bobo: What story?
Bo: *hands him the story*
Bobo: Ra-n-bows have nutting to heed?
Bo: What are you the Swedish Chef?
Bobo: I left school unable to read right.
Bo: Read or write.
Beau: Left!!!

 

[tvlistingman]

ZOE: Well, Peter-- Elmo and Little Bird and I got you this Early Birthday Present

PETER: Thank You Zoe, Elmo and Little Bird, Whoa! It is the 1st Season DVD of Full House

ELMO: You Like It!

LITTLE BIRD: Peter likes it!

PETER: And I had a crush on Michelle Tanner since I was little

ZOE: (laughs)

PETER: Why don't we watch a couple of Full House episodes on DVD!

ELMO: Okay

PETER: Then we will view a few superman Episodes

LITTLE BIRD: Okay!

 

[TogetherAgain]

Lisa: Arrrrrrrgh... <bangs head (lightly) on desk>
Rowlf: Careful, you might hurt the desk.
Lisa: Rowlf, help me think-
Rowlf: Why try for the impossible?
Lisa: Very funny.
Rowlf: I try.
Lisa: For the impossible?
Rowlf: You win. What's the trouble?
Lisa: Ach... <pulls out notebook> You realize, the only reason you get to see this is because you were there. Sort of.
Rowlf: Top secret?
Lisa: Yes. <opens notebook> See, writing wise, I'm here. That's the end of that chapter, by the way.
Rowlf: Mm-hm.
Lisa: So now, I need to establish <flips to back of notebook> these two things, and I've got about a year to do it.
Rowlf: Less than that, actually, they were talking about this <points> long before they started filming.
Lisa: And that would happen when they were talking, not when they started filming. Right. So I've got less than a year left to establish these two things. This one's easy-
Rowlf: Of course.
Lisa: -But this one not so much. See, I need this, and I'm not sure where it should come from.
Rowlf: The street?
Lisa: Ah, but that would require more knowledge than I have, and besides it's a very specific kind of... y'know.
Rowlf: True. So why not just create one?
Lisa: <Sigh,> I'm sick of creating them, though. I mean, I would want something similar, but also different, and I just don't know where to get that, or how to make it just different enough... And it's just a one-shot-throw-away thing anyways, and creating one takes a whole lot of effort to just throw away.
Rowlf: So use a reference. That's what you used to do.
Lisa: Ah, a reference. Great. To?
Rowlf: Beg pardon?
Lisa: Use a reference to... What?
Rowlf: Oh.
Lisa: Yeah.
Rowlf: Family?
Lisa: I've done that before.
Rowlf: Oh. Well uh, you could always reference forwards again.
Lisa: To?
Rowlf: Um- Well wait.
Lisa: For?
Rowlf: A thought. Do you necessarily need a name?
Lisa: ...No... OH!... I'll- Mm! I- Ig- Ah! Flebejsh'bah!
Rowlf: ...Should I send you to a padded room?
Lisa: NO! You should- gah- Gimme my pen! And pick a relative.
Rowlf: Your mom.
Lisa: That works. Ah- ew.
Rowlf: What? No good?
Lisa: It works. Just- yeah. It works. Oh, SHOOT, I need a place! Rowlf, where are they?
Rowlf: How about-
Lisa: No! That won't work.
Rowlf: You didn't even hear it.
Lisa: Yeah, but I know.
Rowlf: Well how 'bout-
Lisa: Nope, not open yet.
Rowlf: Well, what's open?
Lisa: How should I know?!?
Rowlf: Bus stop. News stand.
Lisa: That works.
Rowlf: Which?
Lisa: I don't know.

 

[MartyMuppets]

Martin: I must get back to my fan fiction writing Bill.
Bill: You should do that yes. You've got some good projects going.
Martin: But I also have my fully original stories I'm trying to promote. My editor has given me back my manuscript for my short story trilogy about Wilma the Witch. I need to do the final touches and see if my friend can do some good illustrations for me.
Bill: Wow that sounds great Martin.
Martin: Yes and I'm hoping I'll have confirmation soon whether I can have another launch of my Aust. Spy adventure at the shopping plaza re-opening on 26th April. So I think I'll be putting my fan fiction on hold for a little while.
Bill: Well I hope you do well with these books of yours Martin.
Martin: Thank you Bill. Now let's do a little bit more of our Bible discussion and pray for success for me.
Bill: Okay Martin.

 

[tvlistingman]

PETER: Hey!

ELMO: Happy Birthday Peter!

ZOE: Happy Birthday Peter!

LITTLE BIRD: Happy Birthday Peter!

PETER: I'am 20!

ZOE: Wow!

ELMO: 20 years old

LITTLE BIRD: You are getting to be a man

ELMO: And in honor of your birthday, Peter

ZOE: We are all going to make some pancakes with the number 20 in the middle

PETER: Sounds Good

LITTLE BIRD: And I can count to 20- 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12,13,14,15,16,17,18,19- 20! 20!

 

[ReneeLouvier]

Scooter: What are you going to do tonight at college?

Sara: While away the hours, bored outta my skull. X_X

Jim: You could always bring a book perhaps.

Sara: That might work.

Jerry: Find a nice, quiet spot outside, on the grass. Relax until it gets dark!

Frank: You might even see a good sunset too!

Sara: Sounds wonderful. *Heads off to change into something a little better for school now.* See ya'll later tonight guys! Ooh, Scooter!!

Scooter: Yeah, chief? *shakes head softly* I mean, Yeah Sara?

Sara: Make sure you get those sandwiches done tonight. I hoped to promise everyone subs, but I hadn't had the chance to finish them up.

Scooter: Okay. What about the other movie night? We figured we'd do it every Wednesday, right?

Sara: Right...get that started then too! I'll be over in a few hours!!