Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[Beakerfan]

Sweetums: Girl, you have been spending WAY too much time with those kooky scientists! Come on, you can come spend some time with ME for a change. *carries her off*

Alex: *blushes speechlessly at Beaker's flirting*

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia:
I'm back!

Bunsen:
Oh, Claudia!
My dear friend!
You've come back!
(Nudges Phil lightly)

Dr. Van Neuter:
Huh? Snap!
(Hides his oversized gun)
So...how was it?

Bunsen:
(Clears throat, nodding his head to Phil)

Dr. Van Neuter:
(Clears throat as well)

Claudia:
Great!
Beaker went with Alex to help her out with some stuff.
Sweetums and I did lotsa stuff!
: D

Bunsen:
Excellent!
Come to the testing area, Claudia!
Since Beaker ran off with Ale...

Claudia:
(Whimpers)

Bunsen:
Not you too...

Claudia:
Um..oh....er...MEEEEP?

Bunsen:
That's better.

 

[redBoobergurl]

Beth: Hey guys, sorry I wasn't around yesterday to help get Prairie and Rosita settled
Red: It's all right, we figured it all out
Abby: Prairie is sharing my bed
Mokey: And Rosita is sharing mine
Wanda: And Gaffer curled up with me last night. No worries at all
Rosita: Gracias for letting us stay with you
Beth: No problem! Boy, if we weren't a room full of women before, we sure are now!
Prairie: *giggles* It's like our own club, no boys allowed
Beth: Now, now, be nice. But if you girls want to have a good old fashioned girly pajama party tonight, that would be all right with me
*they all squeel with delight*

 

[Muppet Newsgirl]

Storyteller: (writing) It is a festival in which silly creatures get together, drink lots of fluids that make them dizzy and giggly, and croak out old Scottish ballads...
Scooter: Oh, they do more than get dizzy and giggly, Storyteller.
Erin: (typing at computer) They do things that they frequently regret the next morning.
Beige: What kinds of things?
Nora: Things we can't mention here, since this is a family-friendly forum.
Beige: Ah. (looking over at Erin's computer) What's that you're working on?
Erin: Another fanfic, and a mystery.
Scooter: Isn't that the "Curse of the Golden Boar" or whatever you've been working on for at least a year?
Erin: Sorta. Except the golden boar is now a golden albatross, and ten million other things have been changed.
Nora: Who's in it?
Erin: Well, the Muppet Show cast - that includes you, Scooter - as well as you, Nora...
Storyteller: What? No Fraggles?
Erin: Hmmm...sorry about that, Storyteller. But I'll see if I can work a few Fraggles in somehow or other.

 

[The Count]

Hmm... What about Doozers? They're smaller and easier to fit. Sort of like Twiddlebugs.
Count: Ah! I shall count the Twiddlebugs hiding in our flowery windowbox!

You'll have to excuse him, he's giddy with anticipation over counting down tomorrow. Synchronously tuned in to a very precise clocked degree you know, as explained in that one time New Year's was celebrated on Sesame, along with other worldly traditions.

*Thinks fondly of the memories of that special.
Sorry my own fic hasn't progressed much... But at least we've gotten twenty haunters at the castle. That's a start towards the thousand total I suppose.
Will be in our room if anyone needs us.
UD silently nods, absent in the conversation as he's been reading the fanfic updates by Lisa.

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Bunsen:
Want a snickers bar?

Beaker:
(Shrugs, takes it)

Bunsen:
(Sighs)

Dr. Phil Van Neuter:
(Shrugs)

 

[Erine81981]

Murray: *humming a song*

What are you humming?

Murray: A song.

Yea, i know that but what is is called?

Murray: Singing a Happy song.

Oh. Sounds nice.

Murray: *starts singing it* Singing a happy song
You laugh away your troubles
singing a happy song
Your funny is sure to double
Nothing Is ever wrong
When you smile
Let's all sing together
For a little while
(spoken: Go ahead Kyle. Sing along)

Me and Murray: Singing a happy song
Makes everybody happy
Come on and sing along
There's really nothing to it
Let's join the gang and do it
Sing along singing a happy song

Grover and Herry: *pop up and start singing along* Singing a happy song
You laugh away your troubles
singing a happy song
Your funny is sure to double
Nothing Is ever wrong
When you smile
Let's all sing together
For a little while

Grover, Herry, Me and Murray: Singing a happy song
Makes everybody happy
Come on and sing along
There's really nothing to it
Let's join the gang and do it
Sing along singing a happy song
Sing along singing a happy song

A little Bug pops up playing a sax solo

Grover, Herry, Murray and Me: Singing a happy song
You laugh away your troubles
singing a happy song
Your funny is sure to double
Nothing Is ever wrong
When you smile
Let's all sing together
For a little while

Singing a happy song
Makes everybody happy
Come on and sing along
There's really nothing to it
Let's join the gang and do it
Sing along singing a happy song
Sing along singing a happy song

Singiiiiiing a song (x5)

*music fades*

I really liked that song. Where did you hear it?

Murray: I don't know. I just came into my head.

Grover: It really is a cute little song.

Herry: That was good. I'll have to add that one to my song likes.

You have a list of songs you like and hate?

Herry: Doesn't everybody?

 

[Beakerfan]

Sweetums, Bean, and Elmo: *hold wooden swords in the air* All for one and one for all! *they all don large hats with larger feathers in them*

Alex: *snickers* Just don't ask me to play D'Artagnan... or his lover!

Bean: *not listening* Alex... would you be the watchamacallit person?

Sweetums: Yeah, come on! PLEEEEAAAASE, peanut buttercup?

Alex: Welllll, okay. But it will cost you 100 Grand.

Elmo: Do you think we could find s'mores people to play?

Alex: Not even across the Milky Way.

Elmo: Fudge!

*everyone stares at Elmo*

 

[tvlistingman]

PETER: Good Morning

ZOE: It's New Years Eve and Good Morning

BABY BEAR: We're ready for 2008

LITTLE BIRD: We should shop for some party items and food

PETER: Okay, why don't we have a final breakfast of '07 at Everybody Eats

BABY BEAR: Okay!

 

[Muppet Newsgirl]

Erin: (at computer) Okay, Storyteller? Beige? I've worked out a solution.
Beige: To the absence of Fraggles in the story?
Erin: There will be Fraggles now. At some point, in the dining car on the train, the Chef's going to appear with a tureen of radish-potato stew, which is served to a large group of Fraggles.
Storyteller: Much better, thank you.
Nora: So when does the necklace get stolen?
Erin: Two chapters from now, on the ship. I've got to introduce most of the major characters first, don't you know.
Scooter: And who gets to narrate next?
Erin: Let's see...it'll be Skeeter. And beyond that, I can't give much away.