I just found my copy of "Elmo in Grouchland" a few days ago after a year of hiding very high in my closet with "Christmas Eve On Sesame Street" (I can fiannly watch the skating party agian!). Then I quickly came up with this Muppet short film to preceed EIG during it's run in theaters. KERMIT'S NIGHTMARE Steve Whitmire as Kermit the Frog Frank Oz as Fozzie Bear and Nurse Piggy Bill Barretta as Dr. Bob Dave Goelz as The Great Gonzo and Digit Brian Henson as Nurce Janice Jerry Nelson as Pops Ozzy Osbourne as The Popcorn Vendor/Himself Columbia Pictures presents A Jim Henson Short Film KERMIT'S NIGHTMARE (Scene: Resturant) (Kermit the Frog is eating a burger while Pops is sitting behind the counter) Kermit: Pops, this burger rules. Pops: I know. Hey, you wanna know a little secret. (Whispering in Kermit's ear) It's 6 months old. (Just at that moment Fozzie Bear walks in) Fozzie: Hey, KERRRRRRMMMMIIIIITTTTTT! Kermit: Fozzie, can I tell you something. Fozzie: What? Kermit: Have you ever seen that sitcom "Teen Angle"? Fozzie: (thinks for a second) Oh! Is that the show with the talking dinosaurs? I always wondered how they did those dinosau... Kermit: NO! "Teen Angle"! Fozzie: The one with the humans married to the aliens? Kermit: No! A person in "Teen Angle" eat a 6 month old burger and died. (Dr. Bob then knocks over the door) Rowlf: All right! I'm from Veteranarion's Hospital! We're gonna take this frog away! Pops: What about me? Rowlf: You stay and burn up all yout burgers. (Scene changes to ambulance) Don't worry frog, you'll be okay. (Beeps horn loudly and the car screeches and blows up, fade to black) Miss Piggy: KERMIE! KERMIE! (Kermit opens his eyes to see Nurse Piggy right above him) Kermit: I'm fine. Rowlf: No your not, we have an old friend to preform CPR on you. (Digit appears) Kermit: Digit! I though we threw you away after "Jim Henson Hour"! Digit: Nope. (Digit shocks Kermit, frying him). There you go, all ready to go! Kermit: Okay. PART II COMING SOON!