Muppet Survivor Round 9 - Final Round

[Fozzie Bear]

And don't forget our foreign correspondent, Luke Robbins!!

Yessir, OH we're gonna be RICH!

By the way, we'll have to split the millions of dollars with this Chad person you got pregnant. Who is it?

 

[radionate]

sigh. I didn't get a phone number. One of those spur of the moment votes at last call.

 

[Fozzie Bear]

BUT BUT BUT...

Without CHAD we have no story, and all that millions of dollars has just gone down the fallopian tube!!

OH NO!

Do you remember where you met Chad at??

 

[radionate]

It was some little tiny club. You really couldn't move, the lines were all messed up (taking you to places you didn't want to go), and it had a curtain. Thats all I remember.

 

[Fozzie Bear]

OHH! I know where you're talking about now:

The DOT!!



Well, there goes our millions!

 

[radionate]

If Connie Chung or Barbara Walters wants to cover my expenses to fly out there I'd be more then happy to see if I can find Chad again.

Then again, maybe it would be better suited for the "Springer Cam"!!!!

 

[Fozzie Bear]

Speaking of which, I saw Jerry Springer in person at Grand Casino in Tunica MS!!

 

[Super Scooter]

That something to be proud of, Foz?

 

[Fozzie Bear]

Well, I didn't get hit with a chair or tackled by a giant bald man.

 

[Super Scooter]

Ah! It is something to be proud of!