Muppets' Saturday Night Live - Game

Townspeople-
Who's afraid of the big bad wolf
Big bad wolf, big bad wolf?
Who's afraid of the big bad wolf?
Tra la la la la.
Who's afraid of the big bad wolf
Big bad wolf, big bad wolf?
Who's afraid of the big bad wolf?
Tra la la la la.
Long ago there were three pigs
Little handsome piggy-wigs
For the big, bad very big very bad wolf
They didn't give three figs.
Number one was very gay
And he built his house of hay
With a hey hey toot
Hey blew on his flute
And he played around all day.
Number two was fond of jigs
And so he built his house with twigs
Heigh diddle-diddle
He played on his fiddle
And danced with lady pigs.
Number three said "Nix on tricks
I will build my house with bricks."
He had no chance
to sing and dance
'Cause work and play don't mix.
Ha ha ha! The two little
Do little pigs just winked and laughed. Ha ha!
Who's afraid of the big bad wolf
Big bad wolf, big bad wolf?
Who's afraid of the big bad wolf?
Tra la la la la.
Came the day when fate did frown
And the wolf blew into town.
With a gruff "puff-puff" he puffed just enough
And the hay house fell right down.
One and two were scared to death
of the big bad wolfie's breath.
"By the hair of your chin-ny-chin,
I'll blow you in."
And the twig house answered yes.
No one left but number Three
To save the piglet family.
When they knock
He fast unlocked
And said, "Come in with me!"
Now they all were safe inside
And the bricks hurt wolfie's pride
So, he slid down the chimney
And, oh, by Jimney
In the fire he was fried.
Ha ha ha!
The three little, free little pigs rejoice and laughed.
Ha ha!
Who's afraid of the big bad wolf
Big bad wolf, big bad wolf?
Who's afraid of the big bad wolf?
Tra la la la la.
Who's afraid of the big bad wolf
Big bad wolf, big bad wolf?
Who's afraid of the big bad wolf?
Tra la la la la

Sweetums:Stan Davis
Paulina: Dominicboo1

Sweetums: Paulina when are we going to get the kids father?

Paulina-Right now dear? David hellod dear!

David Sands:Stan Davis
Paulina: Dominicboo1

David Sands:Yes Paulina did you call about the castle?

Paulina-No I came to see you.

(Hunter sees the monsters)
Hunter Sands:Stan Davis
David Sands: Dominicboo1
Monsters: Dominicboo1

Hunter: Dad Look Out

Paulina-Your son is merely being a silly little boy!Boys take Hunter to Happy Little Boy Land.
Monsters-That means Kid-Fill-A.
Paulina-The freshest meat is the best.

Paulina:Stan Davis
Jordan: Dominicboo1
Goran: Dominicboo1

Paulina:so jordan looks like your my slave and also i captured your date guys bring Goran in (they wheel him in tied up to a spinning wheel)

Jordan-Goran no! I'll do it. I'll serve you faithfully.
Goran-NO!!!!!!!! I love you. I want you to have a good life.
(At Kid-Fill-A)
Hunter-This is it.
Sweetums-Yeah sorry Hunter I have to do this.
Hunter-Why? You don't seem so bad?
Sweetums-Paulina says I'm a monster.
Hunter-Who cares what she says? You know you're better than this.
Sweetums-Yeah!(Unties him)
Statler and Waldorf-Kill them both!

Paulina:Stan Davis
Monsters: Dominicboo1

Paulina:So Jordan what's a nice girl like you doing at the dance floor after hours?

Monsters-Don't you know the words are whisky sour?!
Jordan-(singing)Pitiful creature of darkness? What kind of life have you known? God give me courage to sow you. You are not alone!!!!!!!!!!!

Po:Stan Davis
Jordan: Dominicboo1

Po:Well Jordan there is a way you can break her spell?

Jordan-I don't know.
Paulina-Enough chit-chat! Panda you will shut up, or you'll wish you had!
(At Kid-Fill-A)
Johnny-Sal isit moorally right to kill these guys?
Sal-We're evil.
Johnny-Are we?
Hunter-This is it.

Sweetums:Stan Davis
Hunter: Dominicboo1

Sweetums:Well i heard our boss paulina never had a friend if she has friends that will break the spell and save the day?

Hunter-I think she might not be that bad after all.(blades are about to cut)
(back with Paulina)
Paulina-Jordan do you.... do you mean that?

Jordan Sands:Stan Davis
Goran: Dominicboo1

Jordan:Yes i did but please don't kill my boyfriend

Paulina-Well children you two showed me a lesson. In spite of what happened to me I shouldn't kill all humans.
Goran-(kindly)What happened to you Paulina?
Paulina-Well when I was a toddler dear, my father put me in a tree saying "Hide dear,". They were both killed by a "hero" named Perseus.
Goran-The one who killed Medusa?
Paulina-Yes. She and I were old friends. We weren't as dangerous as stories would have you believe, and lived with an adoptive moter and father. However Perseus returned, and killed my parents and Medusa, so I killed him. More and more humans attacked me. I realized most humans want to kill me. (cries) Then I found Sweeetums. He was such a sweet little darling, so I used him to make him think he'd end up like me. I've done horrible things, but now I've seen human goodness from you kids for the first time in a long time.

Goran:Stan Davis
Paulina: Dominicboo1

Goran:Well how about doing a song with the muppet family?

Paulina-Sure. It's dificult to really change.
David-Difficult? Turning from bad to good is like taking your first step.Put one foot in front of the other
And soon you’ll be walking cross the floor
Put one foot in front of the other
And soon you’ll be walking out the door

You never will get where you’re going
If you never get up on your feet
Come on, there’s a good tail wind blowing
A fast walking man is hard to beat

Put one foot in front of the other
And soon you’ll be walking cross the floor
Put one foot in front of the other
And soon you’ll be walking out the door

If you want to change your direction
If your time of life is at hand
Well don’t be the rule be the exception
A good way to start is to stand

Put one foot in front of the other
And soon you’ll be walking cross the floor
Put one foot in front of the other
Paulina-If I want to change the reflection. I see in the mirror each morn.
David-Oh you do!
Paulina-You mean it is just my election.
David-Just that!
Paulina-To vote for a cance to be reborn!
All-Put one foot in front of the other and soon you'll be walking cross the floor. If you put one foot in front of the other and soon you'll be walking out the door.
David and Paulina-Put one fot in fron of the oter and soon you'll be walking cross the floro. Put 1 foot in front of te other and son'll you'll be walking out the door.

Jordan:Stan Davis
Dr Teeth: Dominicboo1

Jordan:Wait a second i have a song too it's called make it in america Hit It Dr Teeth and the electric mayhem.