Muppets' Saturday Night Live - Game

Link:Stan Davis
Piggy:Stan Davis
Strangepork: Dominicboo1

Link: "Oh, what a relief."

Piggy: "Doctor, what are the effects of Infanta Beams?"

Strangepork-They turn people into babies! Luckily frankly First Mate Piggy you and I both know someone in this room dumb enough. Some Link's known literally his whole life. (Piggy grins and nods)

Link:Stan Davis
Piggy: Dominicboo1

Link: "Certainly First Mate Piggy could use it to stop lying about her age."

Piggy-(hits him) No you're stupid enough! That's what he's saying! The Doctor and I have lovely Pig Brains, but you do not.
Dr. Strangepork-We are one of the most intelligent animals.

Piggy:Stan Davis
Link: Dominicboo1

Piggy:Are vous saying that moi is over the hill?"

Link-Uhh what's a hill?
Dr. Strangepork-Smaller words please First Mate Piggy he doesn't understand.

Piggy:Stan Davis
Strangepork: Dominicboo1

Piggy:All Right at least he didn't wear that outfit his mom made for him

Strangepork-Yes.

Link:Stan Davis
Piggy: Dominicboo1

Link: "How old are you, anyway?"

(The ship passes through the beams. Strangepork is turned into a boisterous toddler.)
Piggy:Stan Davis
Strangepork: Dominicboo1

Piggy:Strangepork are your all right?

Strangepork-Mama?
Link-Ha ha ha ha!
Strangepork-Daddy?
Link-Help! He thinks I'm his Father!

Piggy:Stan Davis
Steve Martin: Dominicboo1

Piggy:Have you look in a mirror lately (Suddenly the audience screams at miss piggy) hey what was that?

Steve-Yes! I knew Bunsen's Infanta Beams would work to turn the cast into babies so all we can do is Go Ask Your Mother!

(Backstage)
Steven:Stan Davis
Scooter: Dominicboo1

Steven:Scooter Steve Martin is ruining the show how can we get kermit back?

Scooter-He said he'd take Robin to the park! Let's look all over! I'll go to Epcot. You go to Magic Kingdom. Fozzie In Hollywood Studios. And Gonzo in Animal Kingdom.

Steven:Stan Davis
Scooter: Dominicboo1

Steven:But Wait Scooter what's on stage now?

Scooter-Dr. Teeth is.

Steven:Stan Davis
Dr Teeth: Dominicboo1

Steven:Great ladies and gentlemen here is Dr Teeth and the electric mayhem singing Can you Picture That Dr Teeth Hit it.

Dr. Teeth-

Dr. Teeth:
Ohhh yeah! Whooo!
Everybody's lover, everybody's brother, I wanna be your lifetime friend.
Crazy as a rocket, nothin in my pocket, I keep it at the rainbow's end.
I never think of money, I think of milk 'n honey, grinnin like a cheshire
Cat.
I focus on the pleasure, somethin' I can treasure, can you picture that?
Can you picture that?
Dr. Teeth: (spoken) Hey, Floyd, Pick a verse!
Floyd Pepper:
Let me take your picture, add it to the mixture, there it is I got you now!
Really nothin' to it, anyone can do it, it's easy and we all know how.
Now begins the changin', mental rearrangin', nothing's really where it's
At,
Dr. Teeth:
Now the Eiffel Tower's holdin up a flower. Can you picture that?
[Musical bridge]
Floyd:
Fact is there's nothin out there you can't do
Yeah, even Santa Claus believes in you.
Dr. Teeth:
Beat down the walls, begin, believe, behold, begat.
Floyd:
Be a better drummer, be an up and comer. Can you picture that?
Animal:
CAN YOU PICTURE THAT??!!
Floyd:
All of us are winnin, pickin and a-grinnin, Lordy but I love to jam
Janice
Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!
Dr. Teeth:
Lost my heart in Texas, Northern lights affect us, I keep it underneath my
Hat,
Aurora Borealis, shinin down on Dallas! Can you picture that?
Can you picture that?
(Chorus)
Can you picture? You gotta see it in your mind!
Can you picture? You know it's quick and easy to find!
Can you picture? You don't have to buy a frame!
Can you picture? Can you picture that?
Can you picture that?
Dr. Teeth:
Use it if you need it
Floyd:
Don't forget to feed it!
All:
Can you picture that?
Janice: (spoken): Oh wow, can you get behind it? Fer shurely...

(Outside Steven is front of the magic kingdom)

Steven:Stan Davis
Scooter: Dominicboo1

Steven: (over walkie talkie) ok Scooter i'm in front of the magic kingdom if i see kermit i will radio you ok?