Part 1: (A house very dirty and messy, a voice is heard in the shower signing Jingle Bells.) Johnny fiama:Jingle Bells jingle bells jingle all the... (There is a knock at the door) Sal minela: Johnny, why are you singing Christmas songs in October? Johnny: because sal I haven't worked in 8 years so singing anything cheersme up the slightest bit. Sal:well you better hurry up in there as we're going to a reunion. Johnny:not a high school reunion? Because I'm not going with you as my girlfriend again Sal:no a 20 year reunion of Muppets tonight.And we've both been asked by Kermit to go Johnny:I'm not going everyone else is doing a lot better than me. Sal:well Tony Bennett is going to be very disappointed about not being able to sing with you Johnny Tony Bennett? Sal:yeah (JOHNNY SWINGS OPEN THE DOOR AND IT HITS SAL IN THE FACE) Johnny:well if Tony Bennett is waiting then we better get moving. (Looks at Sal on the floor ) Sal get up of the floor and get ready.