MuppetStudios outline w/Paul McCartney

[Barry Lee]

Episode:1
Season:1

COLD OPENING-

Scooter:"Mr.McCartney, 15 secodns to showtime sir."
Paul:"Thanks Scooter"
(Scooter leaves and closes the door and then the door opens and in walks
Sal.)
Sal:"Mr.Paul sir, what should I do the doctor says I need something but he doesn't know what do I need?"
Paul:"All you need is love"
(Audience laughs)

OPENING THEME

OPENING NUMBER-"Come Together"sung by Paul.During the you can see Tom,Dick,and Harry all seperated not together and they keep on getting closer and close and at the end a big explosion appears and they are the 3-headed monster.

BACKSTAGE

Kermit:"Funny.Funny.Not."
Pepe:"Kermin Okay?So Miss Piggy is sining a duet with paul on the show okay?That true okay?"
Kermit:"Yes."
Pepe:"I thought you were married okay?"
Kermit:"I mean yes but it is not like she is madly in love with Paul if she was she would be in Paul's dressing room now."
(Paul opens his dressing room)
Paul:"Why is Miss Piggy in my room?"
Kermit:"Okay maybe she is in love with Paul."
Pepe:"Just let it be okay?'
Kermit:"Pepe? can you intro the next act?"
Pepe:"Sure."
(Walks on stage)

ON-STAGE

Pepe:"And now okay the Muffin Studio's presents to you...
Scooter:"Pepe here is the script"
Pepe:"Thank you okay.Anyway we feature another song okay??"

SONG-"Strawberry Feilds Forever"sung by Floyd,Janice,Zoot,Dr.Teeth,Lips,
Bean Bunny,and Sweetums singing in a Strawberry Feild picking strawberries.

FOZZIE COMEDY SPOT-

Fozzie:"My freind saw Gonzo and said 'So there's where my hook has gone'"
Statler:"I will put a hook on you if you don't stop"
Waldorf:"two hooks!"
S&W:"Ha!Ha!"


SONG-"Hey Jude"sung by Paul & Miss Piggy and Miss Piggy tries to kiss Paul and Paul tells Piggy he has a wife."I thought you loved me"said Piggy."I didn't realy" Paul replies."And stop calling me Jude"Piggy yells.

Statler:"My wife is named Jude is she a pig?"
Waldorf:"No she is to skinny"

SONG-"Help!"sung by Sweetums at the end when Floyd offers to help Sweetums eats him."Syke!"says Sweetums.

PIGS IN KOOZEBANE-The sequel to PIS starring Link,Piggy,Strangepork,Andy,
Annie Sue,and Randy sorta like Koozbane skits w/ Kermit.Today they discover the Koozebanian Spooble and Link drinks it and turns into a Spooble and the Snowth alien drinks Link up.

SKIT-"The Glutten"substituting the Glutten muppet is Big Mamma

Statler:"Glad she didn't eat me."
(Big Mamma sneaks behind Statler and eats him)

CLOSING NUMBER-"Yellow Submerine"sung by paul.In a lifesized model of the yellow sub includes Link,Boppity,Rizzo,Gonzo,and Scooter singing along w/ Paul and Mildred,Annie Sue,Janice all wave goodbye to the sailers.

GOOD-NIGHTS-Paul,Kermit,Penguin,Sal,Boppity,Pepe,Link,Piggy,Gonzo,Sweetums,Scooter,Floyd

Statler:"Good show."
Waldorf:"Are you okay?"

NEXT WEEK-Tom Jones or whoever sings "What's New ***** Cat?"

Tell me how you think.

MERRY CHRISTMAS!