My 1000th post!

[grail]

it's been a long, hard, muffin-filled journey, but i have finally arrived. i am now a SENIOR member...

and now...i feel old...

GET OFFA MY LAWN! GOL-DERN WHIPPERSNAPPERS!

where's my oatmeal?

 

[Lu775]

Grail...

where's my oatmeal?

La-la-la-la- Lump in my Oatmeal!

Congrats on becoming a senior member. Does that mean you get to start cashing in on those senior discounts?

 

[grail]

heh, yeah...maybe i can get into the movies cheaper!

at least i'll get a key to the "Senior Washroom"...i've been holding it for months, and it's the only bathroom that doesn't smell like moldy feet...

 

[radionate]

Congrats and welcome to the club! (Seems anti-climatic now doesn't it!)

 

[Sunshineboz]

Grail is a Senior, Grail is a Senior! nya nya nya nya nya!

 

[Crazy Harry]

Oh **** **** *** ***** peace of ******* **** ***** **** ***! Why the **** **** **** does **** *** **** me ******************** ***? *

 

[towels]

Originally posted by grail
heh, yeah...maybe i can get into the movies cheaper!

Ya know, when I worked in the theater EVERYONE and their SISTER would try to show how clever they were by asking "If we act real immature can we get in for the children's rate?"
Just once I would have loved for someone to ask "If I act real mature, can I get in for the senior's rate?"
I'd have given it to them in a heartbeat!

Congrats Dr. F.

 

[Crazy Harry]

If I act real mature, can I get in for the senior's rate? You do still work the theater, don't you?

 

[Aerosmith]

CONGRATULATIONS! You officially have no life!

 

[Crazy Harry]

Originally posted by Aerosmith
CONGRATULATIONS! You officially have no life!

Umm... which one of us are you talking to?