Songfic: The Twelve Days of Christmas

[Beth C]

On the eleventh day of Christmas, my Kermie gave to me:

Eleven sprigs of mistletoe,

(Kermit: Why? So you could kiss Gonzo again?)

Ten bottles of bubbly,

(I’ll need ten more to forget what you did!)

Nine brand new dresses,

(Did you dress up for him?)

Eight pairs of shoes,

(Did he get to play Prince Charming, Cinderella?)

Seven Serenades,

(Is his voice better than mine?)

Six bags of candy,

(Was it chocolate too?)

Five diamond rings!

(I knew I was paying him too much!)

Four baby figlets,

(Oh wait a minute, they ARE green, not blue!)

Three trips to Paris,

(Oh, that’s right, we did go alone once)

Two froggie kisses,

(*gulp* I’m gonna have to make up for this)

And a vow to marry me.

(*sweats*)

 

[Beth C]

On the twelfth day of Christmas, my Kermie gave to me:


Twelve dozen roses,

(Kermit: I’m sorry, Piggy. Do you forgive me?)

Eleven sprigs of mistletoe,

(Ouch! That hurt hanging all that up.)

Ten bottles of bubbly,

(All chilled and cold my Sweet!)

Nine brand new dresses,

(Flown in from Paris!)

Eight pairs of shoes,

(To match the dresses)

Seven serenades,

(Every romantic song I know)

Six bags of candy,

(Swiss chocolate for my Piggy dear)

Five diamond rings!

(I had to mortgage the theater, but they ARE real)

Four baby figlets,

(Come to daddy, kids)

Three trips to Paris,

(And the Bahamas)

Two froggie kisses,

(That’s just to start)

And a vow to marry me!

(*gets down on one knee*)



Piggy: (to readers) I knew it would work! *Winks*



I hope you enjoyed it! Happy Holidays!

~Beth C

 

[JaniceFerSure]

Great fanfic Beth,good job,really enjoyed it.

 

[The Count]

Twas good till the Twelfth of Never. You shouldn't made him crack down like that. The rest of it was funny though.
Keep up the good job.

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

On the twelfth day of Christmas, my Kermie gave to me:


Twelve dozen roses,

(Kermit: I’m sorry, Piggy. Do you forgive me?)

Eleven sprigs of mistletoe,

(Ouch! That hurt hanging all that up.)

Ten bottles of bubbly,

(All chilled and cold my Sweet!)

Nine brand new dresses,

(Flown in from Paris!)

Eight pairs of shoes,

(To match the dresses)

Seven serenades,

(Every romantic song I know)

Six bags of candy,

(Swiss chocolate for my Piggy dear)

Five diamond rings!

(I had to mortgage the theater, but they ARE real)

Four baby figlets,

(Come to daddy, kids)

Three trips to Paris,

(And the Bahamas)

Two froggie kisses,

(That’s just to start)

And a vow to marry me!

(*gets down on one knee*)



Piggy: (to readers) I knew it would work! *Winks*



I hope you enjoyed it! Happy Holidays!

~Beth C

Absolutely fabulous darling. Clearly a girl with a creative mind!!

 

[raysgal]

That was absolutely wonderful. I chuckled the entire time I read it.

 

[JaniceFerSure]

That was absolutely wonderful. I chuckled the entire time I read it.

Me too,lol.

 

[Katzi428]

I LOVED it & am still giggling!
Kathy

 

[G-MAN]

I loved the whole Gonzo bit lol

 

[christyb]

You should sing it at the "party". Very good.