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The Creature Calamity Club

Discussion in 'Friends and Family' started by The Count, Jun 22, 2012.

  1. Sgt Floyd Well-Known Member

    *a beak can be seen briefly through the shadows*

    Woman: Now my friends! It is time we plan for the night that we finally take what is ours!
  2. Lola p Well-Known Member

    *jumps at woman*

    **Stares*

    She kind of looks... familiar... Can't put my finger on it.....
  3. Sgt Floyd Well-Known Member

    *facepalm* Oh no...

    Woman: Who are you?
  4. Lola p Well-Known Member

    *In a gruff voice*

    Somebody who wants those Darn Humans dead!

    *Fangs pop out, looking as if I was a vampire*

    I NEED TO FEED!

    **Phew... Close call, guys**
  5. Yuna Leonhart Well-Known Member

    *curse in my mind and facepalm at Grace's recklessness*
  6. Sgt Floyd Well-Known Member

    *woman glares under the robes*

    Woman: Very well...*glances at the cage* I suppose you could have a human...

    *looks at Yuna, fearful*
  7. Yuna Leonhart Well-Known Member

    *look back at Johnny*

    **I hope she doesn't do anything stupid now...**
  8. Lola p Well-Known Member

    *Gulps*

    I meant... In a different..... way...

    oh.. Well....

    *Grabs a human woman*

    **Guys.... I won't hurt her... **

    **DMS?**
  9. Sgt Floyd Well-Known Member

    *person stares at Grace, terrified*

    *woman moves slightly, robes briefly moving to reveal scaly, but human looking feet*

    I can't watch...
  10. Lola p Well-Known Member

    *Fangs extend*

    **To woman: I am not going to hurt you. Listen to me, and You will not die....***
  11. Sgt Floyd Well-Known Member

    *the person seems even more freaked out at hearing a voice in her head*
  12. Lola p Well-Known Member

    *Sees everyone*

    Can I have privacy? It gets messy...

    *Sees woman freaking ouy*

    Stop moving!

    **Calm down....**
  13. Sgt Floyd Well-Known Member

    Queen: Mess is no problem *smirks* I bet my friends here would like a good show.

    Woman: @_@
  14. Yuna Leonhart Well-Known Member

    *think Whatever Grace' planning, it's not working*

    *try to think of a way to save the humans*
  15. Lola p Well-Known Member

    Er, ok! Whatever pleases you!

    **Listen... Just calm yourself.... Please, what is your name...**
  16. Sgt Floyd Well-Known Member

    *woman starts screaming and flailing*

    Queen: GET ON WITH IT!

    *looks around*

    *turns invisible and runs towards the cage*

    *starts picking lock*
  17. Lola p Well-Known Member

    *Grabs lady and pin her to a wall**

    **TALK. YOUR NAME PLEASE.**
  18. Sgt Floyd Well-Known Member

    Woman: @_@ M-martha...

    *unlocks cage*

    *teleports cage to outside the woods and opens door*

    *people look confused but flee*

    *teleports cage back*

    Queen: WHAT JUST HAPPENED!
  19. Lola p Well-Known Member

    *With people distracted, make a break for the woods, carrying Martha*

    There....

    Now see? I'm not evil.....

    Not like them....
  20. Sgt Floyd Well-Known Member

    Martha: Y-you're not going to eat me?
    ---
    Queen: *starts laughing* Ah...my heat vision detects something on top of the cage...

    O_O *before he can run the queen jumps and pins him down*

    *turns visible*

    Queen: A bat demon? I thought they were all dead. Stupid goody-two shoes...resisting their natural urges...

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