The Creature Calamity Club

*smirk back*

And cozy.

*cuddle him, making bat-like noises*

How about breakfast? =)

*bat language* Sure, what would you like?

...why can't I stop talking in bat language?

I'd like a chicken sandwich

Dunno, but you sound kinda cute =)

*turn human and give him a fleeting kiss on the nose*

I'll make breakfast. What would you like?

*turns human*

You sure you don't want me to make breakfast?

I don't mind if you make breakfast but I want to be a good girlfriend and do something for my boyfriend too

If you REALLY want to make breakfast I'll eat whatever you make.

And the way you put that makes it sound like you think you aren't a good girlfriend

Well, I just think it would be fairer if we share housework, like cooking and cleaning, instead of just one of us doing everything

*go to the kitchen and make breakfast*

Hmmm...the house does need to be cleaned...

*starts speed dashing around the house and uses ghost powers to clean everything really fast*

*finish making breakfast and carry two plates of sandwiches upstairs to the bedroom*

Breakf-

*see he's not there*

Where did he gi?

*out of nowhere, darts past Yuna*

*skids to a stop*

Oh...darn. I still need to clean the bathroom. The rest of the house is clean though. I'm surprised you didn't notice me downstairs

I was trying to clean the whole house before you finished making breakfast

I could swear there was something in the kitchen while I made breakfast

Hehe, guess I was faster then

Let's eat, then you can clean the bathroom and then we could take our walk

I cleaned the rest of the house in less than 10 minutes. I think that counts for something

*takes plate*

*sit on the bed*

That's true. My mother needs hours for just one room

*take a sandwich and eat it*

*eats sandwich*

*darts to the bathroom, closing the door*

*an intense green light can be seen under the door for a few seconds*

*phases through the door*

Bathroom is clean. Want to look?

*hold a half-eaten sandwich in front of my open mouth*

That was fast O_O

But sure

*grins*

Ghost powers are great for cleaning things

Sure saves time

*walk to the bathroom after having eaten my sandwich*

And if you think the bathroom is clean, wait until you see the rest of the house...

...I just hope I got up all the ectoplasmic slime...

Well then, handsome, why don't you give me a tour through the clen house?

*smirks*

*leads Yuna around the house*

And with all natural cleaner produced by my own body

Which sounds really wrong...even in context XD