The Creature Calamity Club

We'll see how festive I'm feeling that day

You sure you don't want a REAL shrunken head? those are easier to get than movie replicas

As long as it isn't cursed

*finish eating*

But really, I'll be happy with whatever you're gonna give me

I could probably make a shrunken head. Got anyone you want "disposed" of?

How about some people who bullied me in school back in Germany?

*It's aliiiiiiiiiiiiiiive! (I'm up!)*

*wakes up on the beach*

Huh? I remeber a party.... Johnny, Yuna...

Eh... Hopefuly I didn't do anything bad...

*gets up and teleports to room*

*Television*

Hm...that's a bit of a distance

So yeah...shopping. I'm ready whenever you are

Not my fault my parents were not among those who decided to escape to West Germany
Don't think many people have ever heard of the place I lived in, though I'm surprised it's got a Wikipedia article.

And I am so ready for shopping

**Guten Morgen, Yuna!**

(What? I'm not good enough to say hello to?)

Then lets go to the mall. We can take the car

(For some reason, I'm used to telepathying Yuna)

**Any plans for the day?**

**Aw, no good morning for my boyfriend?
Morning, Vince. Ah, we're going to the mall, a bit of shopping**

*nod at Johnny and head to the garage with him*

**Good morning, Johnny!**
**All right, I just did. May I come, too?**

**Good boy
Sure Why not? We could use somebody who's carrying the tons of clothes I'm going to buy **

[turns robin]
[starts flying to the mall]

*gets in the car with Yuna and drives to the mall*

I guess we buy groceries first, huh?

*start heading to the grocery store*

Wonder if Vince took it seriously when I told him we could use somebody to carry the tons of clothes I'm going to buy

[flies straight into a nearby bush]
[turns human and climbs out]
[goes into the mall]

You know what, you go buy the groceries...I'll...uh...meet you in the food court...