The Creature Calamity Club

*sigh*

*think How did this challenge start again?*

*steve wins strength test only because he could run faster*

Steve: Haha! Guess you aren't as great as you say you are!

Remind me to give you rabies when this is done *glares*

*glare at Steve, who is taunting Johnny*

*imagine myself setting Steve's butt and another body part on fire*

*satisfied smirk and evil chuckle at the thought*

*start the log test*

*can easily break them with his tail*

*wins by one log*

Oh look. It's a tie. Got a tiebreaker set up or did you think you were gonna win?

Steve: How about an eating contest?

Is that some kind of insult? -_-

*call*
How about a hotness contest? Or ice skating in human form?

Steve: *ignoring Yuna* No...if I wanted to make it an insult I would say cheese eating contest

Actually...you shouldn't feed mice or rats cheese...it's not go-

Steve: Shut up! Let's just fight now!

Wh-what? Fight? But...

Steve: Scared?

What's this all about? Seriously...

*Steve suddenly turns around and kicks him in the stomach, sending him flying backwards*

*gasp at the hard kick*

*shout insults at Steve and shout encouraging words to Johnny*

*mumble to myself Burning Steve's butt, than another body part and then summoning Bahamut and/or Eden... yep, I think that will be enough... just enough *

*gets up and just barely dodges a charge attack*

Seriously, this is just stupid. I went along with your little competition, but this has gone too far. What are you trying to prove?

Steve: Shut up! *another charge attack*

*dodges*

Steve: What's wrong? Aren't you going to fight back?

No! Because this is dumb!

Steve: Your life is dumb?

What? O_O *gets stabbed in the shoulder*

*quiver in rage about Steve*

*mumble You little son of *beep*. Dirty little coward. Wait until I cast some spells on you*

Steve: That was just practice...

*shoulder heals*

Look...can't we just talk about this? *walks backwards and trips over tail, falling*

Steve: What's there to talk about? *stomps his chest*

Oof X_X

Do you...really want to kill me?

Steve: *thinks for a bit then prepares to stomp*

*teleports boots back onto feet and gives Steve a good kick to the chest*

*steve stumbles backwards*

*gets up and slams his tail into the side if Steve's face*

(sorry, went to buy something for Mom)

(low voice) I can't stand this anymore…

Me neither... I really want to hurt Steve at the moment...

Hurting him wouldn't be good sportsmanship. But then, he isn't showing it himself.

But I would then just lower myself to his level.

... You know, I'll hurt him after the competition. He deserves it.

He really has no business treating Johnny like that.
But then, we also torture him too much.

Steve: Took you long enough! *charges*

*jump kicks Steve in the head then rakes him down the face with claws*

*gives him another good tail slam, knocking him unconscious*

*stares at steve then runs back to Yuna and gives her a hug*

Finally, he's got enough… Is he still alive, though?

But not so much that he would want him dead. Maybe it's his bias against bikers...

*shake my head*
Still, this is no way to treat Johnny like this.

Edit: ziffled


*hug Johnny*
I'm glad this is over now.

*look at Johnny*
How are you feeling?

I have no idea what that was about...

although...back in the lab...the male Unicorns would fight to the death to prove who was the toughest...

*looks back at Steve*

That will explain some things…