The Creature Calamity Club

[Yuna Leonhart]

Well, I guess it could be worse.
*takes a Muppet Treasure Island DVD from Hubert away*
I'm still missing this one in my beloved DVD collection.

 

[Hubert]

Glad to be of service.

*searching the 5 dollar DVD bin for Muppet DVDs. Finds multiple KSY's and ESG's. Takes them out and puts them in front of the "Family Fun" rack.*

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

You know what this place needs? Muppet cardboard stand-ups! =)
Maybe we ould make some and put them around here?

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*wanders around when random lady walks up to her*
Lady: You look like the kind of girl who likes body spray. Why don't you try some of this new scent!
Me: Is some kind of new thing walmart is doing to promote products? What about my makes me look at all like the girly type?
Lady: Just try it! Its apple scented
Me: No...and if you don't get away from me...

*lady sprays stuff anyway*

Ack...ugh...that is not apple scented...

*walks away from lady, glancing back to give her a dirty look*

Hey guys, you'll never guess what just happened *says what happened* The nerve of some people...

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Ew, whatever it is, it smells horrible. Honestly, why can't some people underatand no means no? Come on, let's leave before some other perfume saler gets the idea to use their products on somebody else.
*go to pay the DVD*

 

[Lola p]

*finds lady*

Oh! Can i have some?

Lady: Sure: *Sprays*

**burning sensation, hunches over*

What is that made of?

Lady: Wolfsbane....

 

[Sgt Floyd]

I think we should just...uh *looks down at feet* Uh oh...*feet transformed*

Thats not good! We need to get out of here...

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*grab Grace and Sarge and pull them away from Walmart as fast as I can*
This is bad. This is really bad...

 

[Lola p]

*NO GET ALL THE PONIES!


*Feeling a bit better, walks over toi the monster protection winng*

Um... hi?

Gut: There are real monstas among us!
Uh... ok?
*Gives me*

Take this! it neturalizes any monster if it is srong enough!

*A 3DS stick*
*Seconds later, it ggrows to a 8 foot long spear*

Gut: It will always come back to you....

*Hunches over in pain, and eyes go to a icy blue*

**runs out**

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Something is wrong here...I'm transforming and I can't stop it *legs start transforming*