The Creature Calamity Club

[Sgt Floyd]

*turns human*

You sure you don't want me to make breakfast?

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

I don't mind if you make breakfast but I want to be a good girlfriend and do something for my boyfriend too

 

[Sgt Floyd]

If you REALLY want to make breakfast I'll eat whatever you make.

And the way you put that makes it sound like you think you aren't a good girlfriend

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Well, I just think it would be fairer if we share housework, like cooking and cleaning, instead of just one of us doing everything

*go to the kitchen and make breakfast*

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Hmmm...the house does need to be cleaned...

*starts speed dashing around the house and uses ghost powers to clean everything really fast*

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*finish making breakfast and carry two plates of sandwiches upstairs to the bedroom*

Breakf-

*see he's not there*

Where did he gi?

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*out of nowhere, darts past Yuna*

*skids to a stop*

Oh...darn. I still need to clean the bathroom. The rest of the house is clean though. I'm surprised you didn't notice me downstairs

I was trying to clean the whole house before you finished making breakfast

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

I could swear there was something in the kitchen while I made breakfast

Hehe, guess I was faster then

Let's eat, then you can clean the bathroom and then we could take our walk

 

[Sgt Floyd]

I cleaned the rest of the house in less than 10 minutes. I think that counts for something

*takes plate*

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*sit on the bed*

That's true. My mother needs hours for just one room

*take a sandwich and eat it*