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The Creature Calamity Club

Discussion in 'Friends and Family' started by The Count, Jun 22, 2012.

  1. Vincent Liu Well-Known Member

    SOMEBODY CALL 911!!!
    (or maybe some creature)
  2. Hubert Well-Known Member

    *puts on a fireman's hat randomly lying around*

    What's the problem, sir?
  3. Sgt Floyd Well-Known Member

    *door blows open, black mist comes pouring out*
  4. Vincent Liu Well-Known Member

  5. Hubert Well-Known Member

    *takes off fireman's hat, put's on police hat, picks up plastic handcuffs*

    You're under arrest.
  6. Vincent Liu Well-Known Member

    [turns into a snake]
    Where do you think you want to put those handcuffs?
  7. Sgt Floyd Well-Known Member

    *crashes continue*
  8. Hubert Well-Known Member

    Er...they were kinda for the one with black mist around them.

    Cause you know, you kinda called 911 or some creature...and so I came to your rescue...
  9. Sgt Floyd Well-Known Member

    *strange, deep, echo-y voice comes from room*

    I HEARD THAT!

    *wall crashes down, large figure obscured by black mist*
  10. Lola p Well-Known Member

    Sarge?

    *shoots lunar ball at mist*
  11. Sgt Floyd Well-Known Member

    *mist clears enough to reveal giant spider*
  12. Lola p Well-Known Member

    You.... Are not sarge.


    *sends a lunar blast*

    Vincent, Hubert... Guys I need back up!
  13. Sgt Floyd Well-Known Member

    NO! WAIT! Don't shoot! Its me, I swear!
  14. Lola p Well-Known Member

    Prove it!
  15. Sgt Floyd Well-Known Member

    ok...ok...focus...

    *returns to normal demon form*

    *collapses*
  16. Lola p Well-Known Member

    Sarge!


    *heals*
  17. Vincent Liu Well-Known Member

    [holding a box of popcorn]
    Munch munch...
  18. Sgt Floyd Well-Known Member

    *still a bit dazed*

    You know how demons are thought of as evil? Well...I was thinking...before I got ghost powers I was a pretty useless demon. Ooooo...sharp claws. How scary. And I was thinking...what kind of powers do I have and not know it? I've been so scared of trying anything that could be remotely evil because I'm not not evil and...yeah

    Its about time I find some real powers...and...I think I may have just discovered one...

    I was just sitting on my bed, staring out the window, and I just wondered if I could maybe read people's minds. Well...that didn't go quite as I expected. I can read their minds...but I can only see their deepest fears...I just happened to be concentrating on this person that was scared of spiders...and..uh...that happened.
  19. Lola p Well-Known Member

    That is... Awsome.
  20. Vincent Liu Well-Known Member

    You might be reading my mind

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