The Creature Calamity Club

Like werewolves?

Your wish shall be granted

Man: Um...no...that's not at all what I meant O_0 But you can keep thinking that if it will help you stay away from creeps
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*lies down and grows wings*

Just watch out for those spikes. They are really pointy...

I won't fall asleep if I prick my finger, will I?

*start giving him a massage*

Listen, I can protect myself!

*Fangs start to peek out*

Nope, you'll probably just feel an incredibly horrible burning sensation throughout your body

In other words, a kiss couldn't solve the problem should I prick my finger?

Well then, I'll be very careful

Man: Um...is something wrong with your teeth?
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Actually, I really don't know what would happen

I've jabbed myself with them a few times and nothing happened, but I could just be immune to whatever it is

But better be safe than sorry

Anything in mind we two could do when I'm done with the massage?

I dunno. We could go to the park...we could head to the mountains...

*feet still on fire*

*Grips head, as sudden headache sets in*

How about the mountains?

*briefly glance in the direction of his feet before massaging one wing*

*realize what I just saw and look back to his feet*

*think Well, at least he doesn't have cold feet*

Man: Are you ok? O_0
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Mountains sounds good...

We could go to your cabin...

*barely manage not to get pricked by a spike*

*growls*

**Comes back, eyes red*

Nothing, just a blood vessal popped and now my eyes are red...

Man: Do you need to go to the doctor or something?
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Mm hmm...

*is super relaxed*

*smile at him and briefly scratch one of his ears*

*go back to massaging his back and wings*

*bat noises*

I don't think I have ever been this relaxed before...

You really needed a massage.

*later, after I'm done*

So, anything else you want me to do? Or should I get dressed and we go to the mountains?

I'm open to anything