The Curious Case of Kermit The Frog

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Chapter... I forget... Oh yeah, four.




Kermit looked around the house, hoping to find someone. He found no one. Kermit looked especially for Miss Piggy though. He looked in one of her favorite places to be. The kitchen. And she wasn't there. Nor did he see anyone on the way.
Oh man, what have I gotten myself into...? Kermit asked himself.
He went to the living room, curled up on the couch, and tried to go back to sleep.


Meanwhile, Kermit was napping in the corner of the icy cave. Piggy on the other hand was carving a knife of some sort. After she was done crafting it, she slowly started to approach Kermit.

Everytime I look at you, you make me want to smile
Everytime you want leave, I make you stay awhile
And when you blow a kiss at me, I know our love is true
But I'm sorry my sweet Kermit, tonight our love is through

As Piggy was about to get Kermit with her knife, Kermit woke up.
"Piggy?! Wh-What are you-?"
"Look Kermit I-"
"No, Wh-Why were you just-?"
"Look Kermit, the other night, you told me you had feelings for me, and I need to do what I had to do before you liked me too much." Piggy explained.
Kermit was rather puzzled.
"Kermit, I'm so sorry... I... I was trying to... Take your life... Literally..."
Kermit scooted out of the corner, and stared at her.
"Take it? Wha-? You mean kill me and then keep my life..?"
"Well I-"
At that moment, Kermit bumped into the wall, and the wall of ice crumbled, revealing jars filled with hearts.
Then Kermit looked at Piggy.
"I need hearts for heat." Piggy sighed.
"You were using me? But why? I thought I was special to you!" Kermit ran into the crumbled wall, and found a way to advance to a different room.
"But you are special to me... KERMIT! I'll help you save Miss Piggy!"
At that momen, real memories combined with dream memories, and Kermit came back. "What do you mean?"
"Piggy's in trouble and I-"
"How is she in trouble?"
"Something that you can prevent in the future will break her heart, and then she'll cease living." Piggy explained.
Kermit crossed his arms, looking puzzled.
"Kermit, due to your current state, you're going to do something that costs you your life. And when your life is gone, she'll take hers..."
Kermit almost cried. He has no idea what's wrong with him, so he can't stop it.



Kermit woke up, in Miss Piggy's arms even. "PIGGY!" Kermit gave Miss Piggy a big kiss, which made Piggy blush a bit. "Kermie, are you feeling alright.
"Yup, I'm fine, and I need to tell you how much I love you."
"Why is that?" Piggy beamed.
"Because. Fozzie, hand me my banjo!"
Fozzie handed Kermit his instument.

If I were a poet,
I would write a sonnet.
It would say 'I love you,'
your name would be on it!

If I were a farmer,
I give you a bunny.
If I had a beehive,
you would get free honey.

If I were a baker,
you could have a cruller,
If I were a painter,
choose your favourite colour!

If I had some diamonds,
I give you a few,
anything to show you
how much I love you.




Did you guess my secret,
I am not a poet.
Couldn't write a sonnet,
and I think you know it.

I am not a farmer,
can't give you a bunny.
I don't have a beehive,
sorry bout the honey.

I am not a baker,
don't know bread for matter.
And I'm not a painter,
and it doesn't matter.

I don't need a present
all I have to do,
is look at you to show you
how much I love you.


"Oh Kermie..." Piggy kissed his forehead.
That's phase one... Kermit thought
What's he thinkin' now?



Okay, here's the link to the song I had Kermit sing, if you've never heard it. It's actually by Kermit.
 

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Chapter... I forget... Oh yeah, four.




Kermit looked around the house, hoping to find someone. He found no one. Kermit looked especially for Miss Piggy though. He looked in one of her favorite places to be. The kitchen. And she wasn't there. Nor did he see anyone on the way.
Oh man, what have I gotten myself into...? Kermit asked himself.
He went to the living room, curled up on the couch, and tried to go back to sleep.


Meanwhile, Kermit was napping in the corner of the icy cave. Piggy on the other hand was carving a knife of some sort. After she was done crafting it, she slowly started to approach Kermit.

Everytime I look at you, you make me want to smile
Everytime you want leave, I make you stay awhile
And when you blow a kiss at me, I know our love is true
But I'm sorry my sweet Kermit, tonight our love is through

As Piggy was about to get Kermit with her knife, Kermit woke up.
"Piggy?! Wh-What are you-?"
"Look Kermit I-"
"No, Wh-Why were you just-?"
"Look Kermit, the other night, you told me you had feelings for me, and I need to do what I had to do before you liked me too much." Piggy explained.
Kermit was rather puzzled.
"Kermit, I'm so sorry... I... I was trying to... Take your life... Literally..."
Kermit scooted out of the corner, and stared at her.
"Take it? Wha-? You mean kill me and then keep my life..?"
"Well I-"
At that moment, Kermit bumped into the wall, and the wall of ice crumbled, revealing jars filled with hearts.
Then Kermit looked at Piggy.
"I need hearts for heat." Piggy sighed.
"You were using me? But why? I thought I was special to you!" Kermit ran into the crumbled wall, and found a way to advance to a different room.
"But you are special to me... KERMIT! I'll help you save Miss Piggy!"
At that momen, real memories combined with dream memories, and Kermit came back. "What do you mean?"
"Piggy's in trouble and I-"
"How is she in trouble?"
"Something that you can prevent in the future will break her heart, and then she'll cease living." Piggy explained.
Kermit crossed his arms, looking puzzled.
"Kermit, due to your current state, you're going to do something that costs you your life. And when your life is gone, she'll take hers..."
Kermit almost cried. He has no idea what's wrong with him, so he can't stop it.



Kermit woke up, in Miss Piggy's arms even. "PIGGY!" Kermit gave Miss Piggy a big kiss, which made Piggy blush a bit. "Kermie, are you feeling alright.
"Yup, I'm fine, and I need to tell you how much I love you."
"Why is that?" Piggy beamed.
"Because. Fozzie, hand me my banjo!"
Fozzie handed Kermit his instument.

If I were a poet,
I would write a sonnet.
It would say 'I love you,'
your name would be on it!

If I were a farmer,
I give you a bunny.
If I had a beehive,
you would get free honey.

If I were a baker,
you could have a cruller,
If I were a painter,
choose your favourite colour!

If I had some diamonds,
I give you a few,
anything to show you
how much I love you.




Did you guess my secret,
I am not a poet.
Couldn't write a sonnet,
and I think you know it.

I am not a farmer,
can't give you a bunny.
I don't have a beehive,
sorry bout the honey.

I am not a baker,
don't know bread for matter.
And I'm not a painter,
and it doesn't matter.

I don't need a present
all I have to do,
is look at you to show you
how much I love you.


"Oh Kermie..." Piggy kissed his forehead.
That's phase one... Kermit thought
What's he thinkin' now?



Okay, here's the link to the song I had Kermit sing, if you've never heard it. It's actually by Kermit.
Miss Kermie! You come up with great songs. Ah ha! The song called, "If I Were," from Sesame Street back the 1980s. We always wonder, "Is he really singing that song to Piggy?" What was the first song called when he had this dream where Piggy had hearts to keep her warm. Oh my gosh! I used to listen to that song when I was younger. Please post more!

This is looks like a weird mystery, but I am getting intrigued to learn more. :search:
 

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Miss Kermie! You come up with great songs. Ah ha! The song called, "If I Were," from Sesame Street back the 1980s. We always wonder, "Is he really singing that song to Piggy?" What was the first song called when he had this dream where Piggy had hearts to keep her warm. Oh my gosh! I used to listen to that song when I was younger. Please post more!

This is looks like a weird mystery, but I am getting intrigued to learn more. :search:
It wasn't a song, it was just a small poem I made
 

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Whatever chapter we're on....




Alone. That's what Piggy was. Not the one who's always swooning over her frog, doing marvelous numbers, and overdosing on cosmetics...
I mean the one inside Kermit's dreams. While Kermit was awake, the pig in his mind was left alone. At least... Not for the whole time...
She was expecting someone.
In the meantime she was doing what she shouldn't be doing...
caressing her frozen figure of the frog she fell in love with. She didn't fall in love on purpose... It was only due to plan... But...
Oh how wrong it all was...
Piggy continued to hold the frozen figure until he arrived.
Roy.
He arrived on his usual cloud of darkness. "What are you doing my sweet?" He asked.
Piggy realized she still held the frigid frog figure in her bear hands.
"Oh! Nothing Mon Capitaine... Just... Making ice figures to pass the time..."
Roy hardly believed it, but he had no time for such tomfoolery!
"Are you sticking to the plan...?"
Piggy gently nodded.
"It pains me that he doth not know..." An icy tear fell down her cheek as she spoke.
"Just stick the original outline! I already got you... For now... But the space time continuim was later destroyed thanks to that worthless amphibian... If you don't do what you're told, you will be punished! I already infected your mind... I'm infecting it as we speak... But the frog must go! Won't you get it through your thick skull Piggy Lee?!" Roy shouted.
Piggy nodded gently as more tears streamed down her face. She had to do the most terrible thing...
"But... It pains moi to... To be his sickness and he... And he has no idea... And the whole thing... Is a ruse... I can't live this lie. The urns... The... The thing about me... I'd never take my life over Kermie... Because... I'm smarter than that... And... And I... I don't want to take his life... Or be his sickness... Why must you torture me like this?!" Piggy cried. As Piggy cried more, Roy snatched her Kermit figure away.
"Watch your tone! Remember, I supply those hearts to keep you from the fiery depths of -(Insert bad H word here)-! "
Alas he was correct... She was between a rock and a hard place.
Roy smashed the figure on the ground, and it smashed in a million pieces.


"Oh mon capitaine... Will vous ever forgive Moi...?"
 

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Chapter Five!






Kermit came back to his mind again as he fell asleep in reality.
Undead Piggy was in the corner, crying her eyes out.
(And honestly, if she wanted to, she could physically take it out, yuck!)
Kermit, seeing her, came up behind her and gave her a hug from the back of her.
"Kermie..." Piggy wiped her tears, hoping he saw none of them.
"Piggy are you alright?" Kermit asked.
She nodded, even though nothing was ok.
She didn't want to make him worry. She was already killing him.
"So, how's Piggy?" Piggy asked.
Kermit only smiled. Things were excellent. There was no way she'd take her life now. She'd now just how much Kermit loved her, and she'd know how much Kermit would want her to live.
Undead Piggy on the other hand, knew that his thoughts were incorrect.
She had once stated in her book,
"Kermie makes moi possible. Impossible, I can do all by myself."
And it was really true. Without him, she had almost nothing to live for.
"Piggy is something wrong?" Kermit asked, noticing how Piggy zoned out for a very long time.
"Kermie, don't hate moi." Piggy cried.
Kermit crossed his arms. "Why would I?" Kermit asked.
"Because I'm your-" Piggy was interupted by a red shock of electricity, sent to her body out of nowhere. It hurt so much, she could speak.
"Piggy!" Kermit rushed to her, but then he woke up.



Kermit woke up, sweat slicked, and out of breath. Then he looked over to Piggy who was fast asleep next to him. He smiled.
She was alright... But the one in his mind, might not have been.
Oh well. He couldn't sleep now. Instead, he watched his beautiful wife sleep.
It was a night well spent.



Meanwhile, in Kermit's head, was an aching Piggy. Undead, and unhappy, as she shook in pain. Roy appeared again in his cloud of fog.
"You tried to tell him, didn't you?"
"I didn't... Want.... to lie.... to him..." Piggy cringed.
"I don't care, you're under my control. For you insolence, I will punish you!"
Roy waved his hand near Piggy's shelf of hearts, and took half of them away.
"Think, before you do..." Roy then dissapeared.
Piggy, undead, unhappy, heartbroken, and prideless, limped to the icy shelf, and collapsed.


"I hate you Roy..." She whispered.
 

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Roy is mean, awful and a bad creature I ever known. Ha! I don't even trust him. So true!
 
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