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Discussion in 'Friends and Family' started by dwayne1115, Nov 28, 2012.
Hey, this house has a built-in Slip 'N Slide!
Me: Aww geez, I'm late. You can never be late to a party with the Muppets. Always gotta be punctual.......
* ding Dong *
Me: Hey, I'm galagr, I'm here to help Chef with the catering. Sorry I'm late!
: Oh, It's fine, I just got here myself, was chasing cars.
Me: Heh, a dog joke, how cute.
: Hey, car chasing is a dangerous sport, ain't nothing cute about it.
Me: Sorry to have offended you, Mr. Dog
: Just call me Rowlf, come on in!
* Opens Door *
: Wait watch out for the........
:....... Icy Patch.
:* Drinking Eggnog * Totally not Gnarly, dude. Someone should take of that icy patch. *Sip* Icy ..... patches.... are .... not..... bodacious....... * short curcuits and shuts down*
Me: Guess I'll get up myself.
* Sees Thog, Carl, Behemoth, Mean Mama, Uncle Deadly, Beautiful Day Monster, Boppity, Doglion, Moopets, Lips, Bobo, other obscure characters my fanodm lives on*
Me: * GGGAAASSSPPP * Chef can do the catering himself, I gotta meet these guys!
* Drops cooking utensils and runs off to get autograph book *
Let's hope it's heated.
-goes through Slip 'N Slide, but comes out frozen in a block of ice-
What did Animal do with my ice pick...?
Maybe he ate it?
: Hey dere, I'm here for the party?
Uh... who are you?
: Mo Frackle.
But I'm Mo Frackle.
: No, I'm pretty sure I'm Mo Frackle.
This is gonna be a long night.
: HONK HONK HONK
: HONK HONK HONK
: HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK
: Hey! Glad I could make it.
: Ya know, you look familiar... weren't you our costume designer for the first season of the Muppet Show?
: Oh, I'm just kidding. Glad you could make it, sis!
: Nooo, dat was me! *Urrrrp*
(ziffled by that whole lineup above)
: Yuck! Sappy reunions! Come on, Mop, let's get out of here. I know where there's a nice borrom closet....
: Kermit, my cuz! Long time, no see!
: Hey, Leon! Welcome back!
: Do the Doozer...
: Do the what?
: Grab your hard hats and work!
: That's called doin' the Doozer.
: AHAHA! A pretty little girl! Tell me where Billy Bones is, my pet!
: Oy! I don't know what jou talking bout, h'okay. And I'm not a girl!
Who invited the Ziffelers?
-after a few moments of heat, finally unfreezes-
Man, this party's getting hectic. But where are all the MC members?
: Meep, Meep, Meep, MEEEEEEEEEP?
Umm hello, I'm right here!
: 'Jou want my number. sexy?
-throws Pepe through the freezing cold Slip 'n' Slide-
: -freezing- Now I know how frozen prawn feel.
Hey that icy patch is sure getting a lot of action here try tish pillow, it might help the fall.
Won't the chickens get offended? They might have *gasp* relatives that went into that pillow...
No this pillow is made out of 99%wool "wispers" just dont tell the sheep there uion is worse then the chickens.
It's a good thing Mary had a bicycle, then.
Me: Guys! I found an autogra-
* does a Charlie Brown-esque fall, slipping on the icy patch *
Me: I don't think that pillow will help much. * Crawls away in pain *
Aww man, I really wanted to see that autogra!
*knocks on bathroom door*
May? You done in there yet?
*reads newspaper with legs crossed*
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