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The Fourth Semi-Annual Official Muppet Central Forum Awards Ceremony

Discussion in 'Friends and Family' started by theprawncracker, Feb 16, 2008.

  1. theprawncracker

    theprawncracker Well-Known Member

    Ladies and gentlemen! Penguins, Muffins, and Ziffels of all ages and flavor! Welcome one and all to the fourth official Muppet Central Forum Awards! We've got a really exciting award show planned for you all, but, unfortunately, I won't be able to stick around for it. My deepest apologies. But here to take over as my co-host and co-organizer for tonight's festivities is my good friend and Muppet Central Staff Member, Mister Ed! ...Wait... no, he's not a horse... Ladies and gentlemen, bplease welcome The Count!

    Have a great time at the ceremony everyone, but unfortunately, I've gotta fly! Gonzo!

    Gonzo: You got it! *presses button*

    *jet pack breaks through the back of my shirt* PRAWN OUT! *I fly off, busting through the ceiling*

    Gonzo: Ladies and gentlemen, heeeeeeeeeere's Ed!
  2. BeakerSqueedom

    BeakerSqueedom Well-Known Member

    Claps enthusiastically

    Go, Ed!
  3. anythingmuppet

    anythingmuppet Well-Known Member

    Ooh, awards!
    *grabs sugar bag and digs in*
    Whoo boy, that's good sugar!
    *hyped up*
    *observes Squeege applauding Count*
    Go Ed!
    HE'S NOT EVEN HERE YET, ya goofus!
    Yeah, Squeege, bring it on! Even in the Awards Show, amongst the flying monkeys, nothing will stop this tiger from tangling with his most tantalizing archenemy!
  4. Winslow Leach

    Winslow Leach Well-Known Member

    Tony makes his way through a row of seats...

    'Scuse me...pardon me...sorry 'bout that...that's a lovely hat, ma'am...oh, sir, sorry, I thought you were a...excuse me...coming through...

    Tony sits in an empty seat; next to him is another empty seat, which he holds for Alex.

    Tony adjusts his tuxedo tie, and settles in for the ceremony.

    Hey, where's the guy with the hot dogs? Popcorn? Peanuts? Anything?
  5. Fragglemuppet

    Fragglemuppet Well-Known Member

    Yaaay Ed! Oh Beaker, isn't this great? *moves to put arm around him.*
  6. BeakerSqueedom

    BeakerSqueedom Well-Known Member

    Why I oughtta hang you from your toes, you blubberin' blabber blabbing blabbatastic blab!

    Didn't yo momma ever teach you not to mess with a mad latina?
    Are you feeling lucky, punk?

    Hops out of her seat.
    Her roomie tries to hold her back.

    Say that to my face, you limp noodle!

    Tackles him roughly, grabbing him by the hair before doing a smackdown.

    (Escorts Katie into the ceremony, sitting her down next to him)
    (Brings her flowers and a box of sweets)
    Mee mee mee mee.
    Meee mee meee meeeeee.

    (Yes, I'm getting chills---exciting! And not the type where the melon-head tries to freeze you in a fridge!)
  7. anythingmuppet

    anythingmuppet Well-Known Member

    (are you really that mad? ;) Y'know me, the kidder, the fool, the ol' guy who believes lightbulbs are alive)

    But *ahem* y'know, I was once a noodle *hick*..
    Hey! No fighting allowed.
    *pulls out gun*
    Suck gas, evildoer!
    Who are you calling a blatherin' blatherskite?

    *activates GizmoArmor*
    Whoo-bloody-hoo! >:) It's PLAYTIME!
    *fires lasers*
  8. BeakerSqueedom

    BeakerSqueedom Well-Known Member



    Runs with flailing arms

    This is most humilliating.
  9. The Count

    The Count Moderator Staff Member

    *Arrives with Autumn leading the way for me. Okay... Pick out the seats... Huh? *Hears Count and Uncle Deadly calling. Guess they were waiting for us. *Sheepish look on my face.
    He sits his lovely red-dressed date down amidst the row of plush armchairs... Count has Countess Dahling von Dahling's hand in his to one side of our spaces, Uncle Deadly and Auntie Eleanor are occupying the seats to our other side. Well, well... Nothing to it but to get things started.

    *Crowd chants: Why don't you get things started?
    Statler and Waldorf up in the balcony: Why must they get things started?

    *Opening chorus: It's time to get things started...
    On the most sensational, inspirational, celebrational, 4th annual Muppet Centralational...
    This is what we call the Muppet Central awaaaaards!

    *Gonzo blows his little bugle and a flurry of champagne bubbles pop outwards.
  10. The Count

    The Count Moderator Staff Member

    *From next to Nick...
    Dr. Teeth: You know, I heard this show's gonna be dynamite.
    *Crazy Harry presses the plunger and explodes Nick's seat.

    Okay... If that's enough of that... Settle down in front.

    Hi there and welcome to the 4th somewhat annual MC awards. First of all, I want to thank Prawny for putting this all together.

    So without further delay... The first award of the evening...
    I give you our own furry funny man, Fozzie Bear!

    A bedraggled yet brushed up bear takes the stage, tuxedo and polkadotted tie wardrobe suiting him well for the event.
    Fozzie: Hiya hiya hiya... A funny thing happened to me on the way to this forum...
    Statler and Waldorf: An unfunny thing just happened on this forum!
    Fozzie: Come on you guys... Dont you want to hear this first award?
    Statler: Sure we do...
    Waldorf: As long as it's the last award!
    Fozzie: Anyway... I'm here to present the Make Us Laugh award for funniest member.
    Waldorf: Well, we know you're not winning it.
    Fozzie: And the winner is...
    *Animal pounds out a traditional drumroll...


    *Fozzie does a double take. Huh? I didn't even know he was a member here.
    Me: That's the guy we call "Bo", though others might know him better as Matt.
    Fozzie, somewhat confused: Oh... If you say so.

    Congratulations to our first winner of the night. If no speech is posted, we'll move on to the next presentor.
  11. dwayne1115

    dwayne1115 Well-Known Member

  12. D'Snowth

    D'Snowth Well-Known Member

    Huh, what do you know? If I knew they were wanting a bit more simplistic awards this year, then I guess I COULD'VE designed them after all.

    Oh well, that's all water under the cow now, isn't it?

    Way to go, Beau! (Hey, that rhymes)!
  13. anythingmuppet

    anythingmuppet Well-Known Member

    Heheh, well sorry, that was the best I could do without my Photoshop working...:smirk:
  14. Pork

    Pork Well-Known Member

    *Sneaks in quietly and sits in the back row.*
  15. D'Snowth

    D'Snowth Well-Known Member

    Oh, please don't take offense, Nick, it's just I was thinking someone else was going to try to outdo what Vic did last year.

    And if your PhotoShop ain't working, you ought to try out Macromedia Fireworks!
  16. The Count

    The Count Moderator Staff Member

    And besides... You shoulda said something back in the other thread about offering to do the awards designs. This Nick guy... Now he does great work on his MC awards. And my talented cyber-sister too.

    Moving right along...
    Fozzie sings a little as he shuffles off the stage to take his seat near the front row...

    Presenting the night's next trophy is the inimitable... And sometimes unintelligible... The Electric Mayhem's own conundrummer, Animal.
    The motley malleteer comes on, ripped tux ala Rick Vaughn showing off his tough guy arms...
    Animal: Me here to give... A-Ni-MAL A-Ward...
    *His eyebrow goes up in surprise. Wha? Winner is... Snowthy! Snowthy! Snowthy!
    *Chases der Snowths almost attacking him with the trophy.

    Yeah, he beat me out by just one vote. Oh well... There's always next year. Get up here pinky and deliver yer speech.
  17. anythingmuppet

    anythingmuppet Well-Known Member

    I did! And that's the best I could muster without really knowing exactly what they were to look like. :confused:

    Nah, no offense, of course, but ya know, I did try, right? :super:
  18. Luke

    Luke Well-Known Member

    NEXT AWARD PLEASE! (before the crowd starts pelting each other with tomatoes) lol
  19. The Count

    The Count Moderator Staff Member

    Uh... Since Snowths is online, we're waiting for his speech before announcing the next one. Unless he has no speech and we can move on...
  20. BEAR

    BEAR Well-Known Member

    Bryan: No, Snuffy, huh?
    Big Bird: No...
    Bryan: Well, we'll still have fun. Abby is waiting over there with Beth! Let's go see them!
    Big Bird: Yeah (lightens up a bit)
    Ernie: Come on, Bert. Let's go find our seats.
    Bert: I wonder who's doing the catering.
    Cookie: You read me mind!

    (OOC: copied over from Dorms)

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