Ladies and gentlemen! Penguins, Muffins, and Ziffels of all ages and flavor! Welcome one and all to the fourth official Muppet Central Forum Awards! We've got a really exciting award show planned for you all, but, unfortunately, I won't be able to stick around for it. My deepest apologies. But here to take over as my co-host and co-organizer for tonight's festivities is my good friend and Muppet Central Staff Member, Mister Ed! ...Wait... no, he's not a horse... Ladies and gentlemen, bplease welcome The Count! Have a great time at the ceremony everyone, but unfortunately, I've gotta fly! Gonzo! Gonzo: You got it! *presses button* *jet pack breaks through the back of my shirt* PRAWN OUT! *I fly off, busting through the ceiling* Gonzo: Ladies and gentlemen, heeeeeeeeeere's Ed!