The "I Saw Something REALLY Weird Today" Thread

Whats next? Renaming the Eiffel Tower to Big Bob?

I mean, the name Big Ben is a notable name and place in the world...to just change it would be the equivalent of changing the Muppets to the Corks or something...

Well, the Freedom Tower hasn't been completed yet, and already they changed its name to One World Trade Center.

And don't forget, there's that one street in New York that had its name changed to Elmo's World.

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I didn't know there was a street named for Elmo.

*starts shopping list for the apocalypse*

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I was just reading about this Olympic swimmer who's "in trouble" because she was posing for pictures in a bikini.

Isn't that like a porno actress getting in trouble for posing for Playboy?

"In trouble" by who?

I'm still trying to figure out how a swimmer can get in trouble for posing in bikini photos.

Context of the photos? They should have been working when the photos were taken? Its against their contract to do it?

Could be any number of reasons

I am dumbfounded by how some people are so "uneducated" that when hear "Yankee Doodle Dandy", they assume it's an instrumental version of the Barney theme song.

You're kidding me? People seriously do that? *shakes head*

Because I know how much you love memes...

Kind of epic.

Not what I saw, but still really weird

My mom told me I should join a dating site

I was reading today Katy Perry admitted one reason she and Russell Brand got divorced was because she DIDN'T want to have babies, but he did.

That's odd, usually, it's the other way around, it's the man who doesn't want babies but the woman does... now if only more women were like Katy, that'd solve a lot of problems, lol.

Well, they're both pretty busy, so I think she thought it wouldn't be right to have a kid that they'd practically never see.

And that, my dear boy, is why celebrities shouldn't really mate in the first place.

This strange text I got on my cellphone:

"Hey kutie dis Dewayne..i met u at tha klub last night".

Did you respond back?

Uh, no.

Just wondering. I got a wrong text a while back from this woman looking to talk to her friend Gail and she seemed really excited (based on all the exclamation points) so I told her she had the wrong number. The protocol for wrong texts is hard to navigate.