"The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

[theprawncracker]

Jack: ...House cat... And a penguin... And a dragon... And my hateful ex-girlfriend... What a fun night this is shaping out to be.

 

[RedDragon]

Mairin: Nothing, go back to sleep........and if you don't like it then leave.

 

[theprawncracker]

Jack: ...I never said I didn't like it. It's quite fun actually. ...But it would be better if we had biscuits... Don't you agree, penguins? ...Hey, where'd the mooses go? Mooses? Meece?

 

[RedDragon]

Mairin: Who knows? They're free range. And what is with you and biscuits?

 

[TogetherAgain]

Ann: <mumbles> <sleeps>

Tabby: <mumbles in sleep> that octopus... blue... Elmo...

Kelly: <mumbles in sleep> Lily... dragon... Cheese...

Ann: <mumbles in sleep> ted-bear...... mm....

 

[theprawncracker]

Jack: ...I don't really know what it is with me and biscuits. But you heard the penguins! They want blue octopus biscuits while watching Elmo with Lily the Dragon who's eating a cheesy teddy bear!

 

[TogetherAgain]

Tabby: <wakes up> <blinks at Jack> <goes back to sleep>

 

[RedDragon]

Mairin: What are you on? And can I have some?

 

[theprawncracker]

Jack: ...You want me to sell you drugs?! Mairin! This is a kid's show! I mean, sure I've been to prison, but c'mon!

 

[The Count]

Ivan: Hey buddy... Can't you see those kittens are trying to sleep? Come on, I'll buy you a burger if that'll get you to leave 'em alone.