"The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

[christyb]

Vanessa: *slaps Jack* I would mind. Scumbag.

Mother: Nice one. Although I find a punch more satisfying. Oh no I think Adam will find this incredibly amusing. *mutters under her breath* Now Beau, tell the truth..seeing as you can't lie until I reverse the spell.

 

[Beauregard]

Father: On that note...I retract the remark about the step-daughter not being the Vanessa...daughter...she, I, we...it's difficult, Jack. But enough about me, how are you?

 

[TogetherAgain]

Tabby: <pokes head between various pairs of legs> So... I... don't get it.

Ann: <pointing> That one is that one's daddy, and that one is that one's daddy, and that one is that one's mommy, but that one is NOT that one's mommy.

Tabby: ...Yeah, I still don't get it.

Kelly: Don't get what?

Tabby: Are you even paying attention?

Kelly: I don't have any money.

Tabby: What?

Kelly: You asked if I was paying... What's attention?

Ann: It's-

Kelly: Oh, look, a butterfly!

 

[theprawncracker]

Jack: *looks at kittens* *looks at Christy* *looks at Bo* *laughs* *looks at Vanessa* *drools* Oh, c'mon Van, baby- can I call you Van, baby? Just one date and you'll never need another guy again!

 

[christyb]

Vanessa: *looks at Mother* You mean like this? *punches Jack in the jaw*

Mother: Nice left hook.

 

[theprawncracker]

Jack: *broken jaw* Yemmer flehmer... *falls into Vanessa's arms*

 

[Beauregard]

Father: So! Christy! You're home. That's nice. It's...nice. Can I get you some tea? Shall we go in the house? Do you have...a spare key? *catches Jack's jacket before Jack actually reaches Vanessa, holding him half upright half an inch from Van*

 

[TogetherAgain]

Ann and Tabby: <watching punch> OOH!

Tabby: That's gotta hurt...

Kelly: <sings> Butterfly, butterfly, happy all day, butterfly, butterfly, fly fly away...

 

[christyb]

Vanessa: *drops Jack* Oops.

Mother: Yeah, don't you?

 

[theprawncracker]

Jack: *caught eye-level to Van's...Erm...You know* Bo. If you care about me, you won't lower me or pick me up one inch.