"The Moppet Family..."

[christyb]

*yells from room* I'm not tempremental!!!

 

[Beauregard]

*calls back*

Yes, dear.

*gets up, and poars coffee*

*calls*

Coffee up.

*opens paper, frowning at the dog-chewed bits*

Thirty-one posts in and we're already in a fight...ah...domestic bliss.

Dog. Eat that food.

 

[Fozzie Bear]

HIYA! Hey, I'm going door-to-door to make you this incredible offer! Say, you get tired of those long, drawn out nights when you can't sleep because of the noise next door? Well, let that noise bother you no longer because for only 6 payments of $200 each you can own your very on JACKHAMMER! Yes indeed, as long as you have your jackhammer going you don't have to worry about hearing anything from your neighbor's house! As a matter of fact...
*SLAM!*
I hate when the doors slam like that...

 

[christyb]

*walks out of room teary eyed* I'm gonna be gone a whole weekend, we're fighting, and all you do is sit there and read that stupid paper???

*opens door just as calm as can be* Oh hello. Sorry about that. What do you need?

 

[Beauregard]

Well, dear. I had to answer the door to a salesman.

You can offer him coffee if you like.

*to Dog*

She usually does. That should cheer her up.

 

[christyb]

*mutters to self* Better than having coffee with you! *to salesman* Hello? How are you? Why don't you just show us your lovely product there? Would you like coffee?

 

[Aaron]

**rings doorbell it's grandpa

 

[christyb]

Ahh yes, come on in. You can just put those muffins in the kitchen. Help yourself to some coffee.

*to father*
I've got a bone to pick with you. I have company now though.

 

[Beauregard]

*rustles paper*

Is this a kitchen or a store?

*to Mother*

Not now dear, we have company. Oh, it's just the mufin man.

*to Muffin Man*

Oh, thank you. Pass a muffin please. Yes, the big one with the blueberries.

 

[FISH'N'WOLFE]

*Ears perk up* Ahwoo! arf arf boney? Translation: Did someone say bone?