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"The Muppet Show" featuring Jennifer Lopez

Discussion in 'Fan Fiction' started by jacobsnchz, Jul 17, 2006.

  1. jacobsnchz

    jacobsnchz Active Member

    cooter: Mrs. Lopez? 10 Seconds to curtain Mrs. Lopez.
    J.Lo: Oh, thanks Scooter. I'll be there in a second. I'm putting on my make-up.
    [Scooter leaves]
    [J.Lo sighs and grabs a lipstick tube that starts to talk]
    Lipstick: Oh, my God! You're Jennifer Lopez!
    J.Lo: Uh-huh!
    Lipstick: I would be honored if you used me on your beautiful lips.
    [Audience laughs]
    ~
    Kermit: It's The Muppet Show with our very special guest star, Mrs. Jennifer Lopez!! Yahhh!!
    [Theme Song]
    ~
    Kermit: Thank You, Thank You and Welcome to The Muppet Show. Tonight we have one of the geatest Latin-American stars, Mrs. Jennifer Lopez!
    [Audience aws]
    Kermit: Yes. And to kick things off, here is the one and only Fozzie Bear!!
    [Audience claps]
    Fozzie: Hiyah! Hiyah! Hey, we have J.Lo guest starring tonight and I just wanted to say:
    "Who is J.Lo going out with?"
    [Silence]
    "M.Ant" HaHaHaHa! Get it, Marc Anthony... J.Lo... M.Ant?
    Statler: Get off the stage!
    Waldorf: Yeah!
    [Audience laughs]
    Fozzie: Well... uh... here's Kermit the Frog!
    [Curtain closes]
    [Kermit appears]
    Kermit: Uh... well... ladies and gentlemen, Jennifer Lopez!! Yahh!
    [Audience claps and cheers]
    [J.Lo appears onstage]
    [Song: Let's Get Loud!]
    J.Lo: (Chorus)
    let’s get loud, let’s get loud
    turn the music up, let’s do it
    c’mon people let’s get loud
    let’s get loud
    turn the music up to hear that sound
    let’s get loud, let’s get loud
    ain’t nobody gotta tell ya
    what you gotta do

    if you wanna live you life
    live it all the way and don’t you waste it
    every feelin’ every beat
    can be so very sweet
    you gotta taste it
    you gotta do it, you gotta do it your way
    you gotta prove it
    you gotta mean what you say
    you gotta do it, you gotta do it your way
    you gotta prove it
    you gotta mean what you say
    life’s a party , make it hot
    dance don’t ever stop what ever rhythm
    every minute, everyday
    take them all the way you gotta live em,(cause I’m going to live my life)
    you gotta do it, you gotta do it you way
    you gotta prove it
    you gotta mean what you say
    you gotta do it, you gotta do it your way
    you gotta prove it
    you gotta mean what you say

    (Chorus)
    let’s get loud, let’s get loud
    turn the music up, let’s do it
    c’mon people let’s get loud
    let’s get loud
    turn the music up to hear that sound
    let’s get loud, let’s get loud
    ain’t nobody gotta tell ya
    what you gotta do


    Break
    life is meant to be big fun
    you’re not hurtin’ anyone
    nobody loses
    let the music make you free
    be what you wanna be
    make no excuses
    you gotta do it, you gotta do it your way
    you gotta prove it
    you gotta mean what you say
    you gotta do it, you gotta do it your way
    you gotta prove it
    you gotta mean what you say

    let’s get loud, let’s get loud
    turn the music up, let’s do it
    c’mon people let’s get loud
    let’s get loud
    turn the music up to hear that sound
    let’s get loud, let’s get loud
    ain’t nobody gotta tell ya
    what you gotta do
    let’s get loud
    let’s get loud
    let’s get loud
    let’s get loud

    let’s get loud
    let’s get loud
    turn the music up to hear that sound
    let’s get loud, let’s get loud
    ain’t nobody gotta tell ya
    what you gotta do...
    let's get loud!!
    [Audience gives standing ovation]

    TO BE CONTINUED!...
  2. Dil

    Dil Guest

    Mrs.?! I think you meant MISS.


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