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The "Talk like The Swedish Chef" Thread

Discussion in 'Friends and Family' started by jgidley, Jul 31, 2012.

  1. jgidley

    jgidley Active Member

    Ying dish ver! I hefe-a deceeded thet I shuoold meke-a a threed vhere-a iferyune-a dues nutheeng boot speek muck Svedeesh. Injuy!
  2. Vincent L

    Vincent L Well-Known Member

    Børk! Børk! Børk!
  3. HeyButtahfly

    HeyButtahfly Well-Known Member

    Heed-a-veed-eee meebee me foomily veel not approoove... Vee are dee Norveegies, ya know.
  4. Auberoun

    Auberoun Member

    Thees threed veell be-a herd tu understund I theenk, ispeceeelly zee lunger pusts
  5. Muppetboy09

    Muppetboy09 Well-Known Member

    Dis wurs er splurndud odear, burt it ers deeficult tu speekey dee langurage erf der Svedish Chef :hungry:
  6. Auberoun

    Auberoun Member

  7. CaseytheMuppet

    CaseytheMuppet Well-Known Member

    Thees legetu toone-a is must trunsperently breenging me-a doon.
  8. tutter_fan

    tutter_fan Well-Known Member

    Vhet em I dueeng here-a? I hefe-a nu idea es tu vhet I'm seyeeng oor vhet I'm dueeng!
  9. HeyButtahfly

    HeyButtahfly Well-Known Member

    Eh, mekeeng sense-a is oofer-rated unyhoo. Oh, veer deed me chickie gou?!
  10. Vincent L

    Vincent L Well-Known Member

    Kermit: Will you guys cut that out?!
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  11. HeyButtahfly

    HeyButtahfly Well-Known Member

    Bork! Ish der froogieee!
  12. snichols1973

    snichols1973 Well-Known Member

    Thees is zee Mooppet Shoo zeeme-a in Svedeesh cheffspeek
    (Translation: This is the Muppet Show theme in Swedish chefspeak)

    ♪ It's teeme-a tu pley zee moosic, it's teeme-a tu leeght zee leeghts, it's teeme-a tu meet zee Mooppets oon zee Mooppet Shoo tuneeght, ♪

    ♪ It's teeme-a tu poot oon mekeoop, it's teeme-a tu dress up reeght, it's teeme-a tu get theengs sterted oon zee Mooppet Shoo tuneeght. ♪

    :sleep:: Vhy du ve-a ifee cume-a here-a?
    :boo:: I goess ve-a'll nefer knoo
    :sleep:: It's leeke-a sume-a keend ooff turtoore-a
    :sleep: :boo:: Tu hefe-a tu vetch zee shoo

    ♪ It's teeme-a tu get theengs sterted ♫
    (Vhy dun't yuoo get theengs sterted)
    ♪ It's teeme-a tu get theengs sterted oon zee must senseshunel, inspureshenel, celebreshunel, Moopeteshunel, Thees is vhet ve-a cell zee Mooppet Shoo ♪

    Translations courtesy of The Swedish Chef translator website: http://www.tuco.de/home/jschef.htm
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  13. Piggy The Frog

    Piggy The Frog Well-Known Member

    Vhy ere-a zeere-a su muny sungs ebuoot reeenboos
    und vhet's oon zee oozeer seede-a?
    Reeenboos ere-a feesiuns, boot oonly illooseeuns,
    und reeenboos hefe-a nutheeng tu heede-a.
    Su ve-a'fe-a beee tuld und sume-a chuuse-a tu beleeefe-a it.
    I knoo zeey're-a vrung, veeet und see-a.
    Sumedey ve-a'll feend it, zee reeenboo cunnecshun.
    Zee lufers, zee dreemers und me-a.
    Vhu seeed thet ifery veesh vuoold be-a heerd
    und unsvered vhee veeshed oon zee murneeng ster?
    Sumebudy thuooght ooff thet und sumeune-a beleeefed it.
    Luuk vhet it's dune-a su fer.
    Vhet's su emezeeng thet keeps us ster gezeeng
    und vhet du ve-a theenk ve-a meeght see-a?
    Sumedey ve-a'll feend it, zee reeenboo cunnecshun.
    Zee lufers, zee dreemers und me-a.
    Ell ooff us under its spell. Ve-a knoo thet it's prubebly megeec.
    Hefe-a yuoo beee helff esleep und hefe-a yuoo heerd fueeces?
    I'fe-a heerd zeem celleeng my neme-a.
    Is thees zee sveet suoond thet celled zee yuoong seeelurs.
    Zee fueece-a meeght be-a oone-a und zee seme-a.
    I'fe-a heerd it tuu muny teemes tu ignure-a it.
    It's sumetheeng thet I'm sooppused tu be-a.
    Sumedey ve-a'll feend it, zee reeenboo cunnecshun.
    Zee lufers, zee dreemers und me-a.
    Bork Bork Bork!
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