the_great_gonzo's TMS outlines part III

[the_great_gonzo]

Well here we go again. Hopefully this one won't have the big grins on them.

SPECIAL GUEST STAR(S):Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen

OPENING THEME

OPENING NUMBER:Scooter sings "O Susanna" accompanied by Lubbuck Lou and Beauregard on harmonica.

STATLER:That song makes no sense. How can someone have a banjo on their knee.
WALDORF:Well...
(lifts up knee to reveal banjo stuck to it. Statler shakes his head)

BACKSTAGE:Kermit greets Mary-Kate and Ashley. Robin then walks in and is lovestruck that there is finally a young guest on the show. Unfortunately, he can't tell which one is which.

SKETCH:Veternarian's Hospital
Dr. Bob, Nurse Piggy and Nurse Janice's patient is a lovestruck Robin who talks about seeing tweeting birds and hearts.

DR. BOB:Well, do you have any symptoms.
ROBIN: I see birds.
NURSE PIGGY:What are we on Sesame Street?
(all laugh)

SONG: Mary-Kate and Ashley sing "Sugar" (the archies' song). but are interrupted by Animal who thinks there is sugar to eat.

WALDORF: I think I should eat less sugar.
STATLER:Why because, it's bad for your teeth.
WALDORF:No because it keeps me awake through this show.
BOTH: DO HO HO HO!

BACKSTAGE: Robin talks to Mary-Kate and Ashley. However he still can't tell the difference between them and keeps calling them the wrong names.

SKIT:AT THE DANCE
Robin trys to dance with Mary-Kate and Ashley who are dancing with Kermit and Fozzie.

UK SKIT: The Electric Mayhem perform "Bad Bad Leroy Brown" with Floyd on lead vocals (Don't know if it's been done before. If it has I'm sorry.

SKETCHIGS IN SPACE
The crew of the Swinetrek have to tame a Koozebane Alien that snuck on board.

DRESSING ROOM: Robin tells Mary-Kate and Ashley how he feels. Plus he gets their names right. They tell Robin that they just like him as a friend, but they would like to do the final number with him.

CLOSING NUMBER:Robin, Mary-Kate and Ashley sing "My Girl"

CLOSING THEME

STATLER: I must be getting old.
WALDORF: Why?
STATLER:I could've sworn that the whole show I was seeing double.
BOTH: DO HO HO HO!

Please, Please give me feedback, people. I need to have my work critiqued.

 

[Daffyfan4ever]

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It's strange. I was thinking of writing one with Tia and Tamera Mowry as the guests. Looks like I'd better come up with some new ideas. Lol.