TMS Outline-Hugh Jackman

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-Like I promised in the Will Kemp Outline, I would do more with people involved with the movie "Van Helsing". We know who Hugh is, so let's get on with the show!-

Dressing Room Opening-Hugh gets a knock on the door, and the girl pigs (Piggy, Annie Sue and Spamela) are dressed up as Rogue, Jean Grey and Storm, hoping to make him feel more at home. He asks them if they do have any superpowers and Spamela (Storm) says she can make it rain. They hear thunder and rain immediately, but it's only Scooter and Rizzo hiding in the closet, rattling an aluminum baking sheet and shaking a jar of dried macaroni.

Opening: Gonzo pops out of the O with a party favor noisemaker instead of his usual trumpet.

Opening Number: Piggy finally gets to sing "Surrey with the Fringe On Top" (See Garth Brooks episode of MT) with Hugh.

Statler: You know what? This show should be taken out to pasture!

SONG: Electric Mayhem sing John Mayer's "No Such Thing" (Nice contemporary song for em, eh?)

Sketch: Gonzo announces he will balance a living room set on his big toe while he recites the state capitals backwards. He gets to Omaha and then it all collapses.

Waldorf: You can always tell what state Gonzo is in.

Statler: A state of emergency! Do ho ho ho!

UK Spot: Carried over from the Will Kemp one since I messed up, it's Pepe and Seymour singing "Winchester Cathedral."

Talk Spot: Hugh and Kermit talk about Australia and are interrupted by Fozzie with a boomerang painted like a banana. He throws it, but it doesn't come back right away.....

Backstage: Dr. Phil Van Neuter, Mulch and the Count show up, begging to be on the show. Hugh knows what this is leading to, and calls up Will. Piggy arrives dressed in a gypsy costume and tries to seduce Hugh. He's flattered, but says he's taken. She then moves on to Kermit, as usual.

Muppet News: The News anchor reports there's been a sighting of a boomerang painted like a banana over Europe, and heading over Asia. We then switch to Fozzie backstage.

Fozzie: Uh oh.

Closing Number: Hugh dressed as Van Helsing the Monster Hunter singing "Monster Mash" with Dr. Phil, Mulch, the Count and Will acting as the werewolf again in a cemetary setting.

End credits

Waldorf: You know what the only thing scary about this show is?

Staler: What?

Waldorf: It'll be back next week!

(Both Laugh)
 
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