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Krazedmuppet

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Please honestly answer the following questions, its very important to my research.

1. Do you like monkeys?

2. Do you like smoothies?

3. Do you like drinking smoothies with monkeys?

4. Do you like monkeys drinking smoothies?

5. Do you like drinking smoothies made out of monkeys?

6. Do you like drinking monkies made out of smoothies?

Thank you for your time.
 

MrsPepper

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1. Do you like monkeys? Sure.

2. Do you like smoothies? Yes!

3. Do you like drinking smoothies with monkeys? No.

4. Do you like monkeys drinking smoothies? Yes. ^^

5. Do you like drinking smoothies made out of monkeys? No.

6. Do you like drinking monkies made out of smoothies? That I would like to see.
 

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Krazedmuppet said:
Please honestly answer the following questions, its very important to my research.

1. Do you like monkeys?

2. Do you like smoothies?

3. Do you like drinking smoothies with monkeys?

4. Do you like monkeys drinking smoothies?

5. Do you like drinking smoothies made out of monkeys?

6. Do you like drinking monkies made out of smoothies?

Thank you for your time.
1. Yes
2. Yes
3. Never have, but I wouldn't object
4. Yes
5. Are they chocolate monkeys? Then yes.
6. Oh no, I have my limits.
 

DanDanStrawberry

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Krazedmuppet said:
Please honestly answer the following questions, its very important to my research.

1. Do you like monkeys?

2. Do you like smoothies?

3. Do you like drinking smoothies with monkeys?

4. Do you like monkeys drinking smoothies?

5. Do you like drinking smoothies made out of monkeys?

6. Do you like drinking monkies made out of smoothies?

Thank you for your time.
1. They're OK-ish
2. Not really
3. I'll imagine it's rather fun
4. Again, funny to watch
5. Now that's where I have to say no.
6. Never done so, but intend to in the near future.
 

Vic Romano

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1. Do you like monkeys? From a distance, I think they are too violent.

2. Do you like smoothies? Very much so, yes... but they are so expensive!

3. Do you like drinking smoothies with monkeys? I would not like to, no. Monkeys are cheap and paying a lot for a smoothie might anger them more, thus fueling their violent rage.

4. Do you like monkeys drinking smoothies? If it keeps them docile, then yes.

5. Do you like drinking smoothies made out of monkeys? If it were to quell the monkey insurrection against me forever in some bizarre voodoo ritual, then I would deeply consider it.

6. Do you like drinking monkies made out of smoothies? This question may very well be the reason monkeys are so violent.
 

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1. Do you like monkeys? yes

2. Do you like smoothies? yes

3. Do you like drinking smoothies with monkeys? I never have, but I would if I could

4. Do you like monkeys drinking smoothies? Sure, if they like them

5. Do you like drinking smoothies made out of monkeys? I don't think I would like that too much

6. Do you like drinking monkies made out of smoothies? Umm...no

Thank you for your time.
 

Don'tLiveonMoon

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LOL! I'm worried about just what sort of research would involve these sorts of questions... Actually, it sounds like the sort of survey David Letterman would conduct, particularly if you replaced the word "smoothies" with "Slurpees." But here goes...

1. Do you like monkeys?
I love monkeys!!!
2. Do you like smoothies?
Sure, they're pretty good. As long as they're fruity. I'm not into the whole peanut butter / chocolate / coffee thing.
3. Do you like drinking smoothies with monkeys?
Never tried. But it sounds fun. Except that the money would probably try to take my smoothie from me. Of course, that would result in being in very close proximity with a monkey, so that would be all right...
4. Do you like monkeys drinking smoothies?
Sure, why not? It's a free country! As long as they don't do it in my living room. Monkeys plus smoothies sounds like a recipe for a big mess.
5. Do you like drinking smoothies made out of monkeys?
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
6. Do you like drinking monkies made out of smoothies?
That sounds very... improbable. And I don't think I could drink anything monkey-shaped. Unless it was just a plastic monkey-shaped cup containing a smoothie. Then I suppose I could handle that.
Erin
 
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