You might be an obsessed Muppet fan if...

[Gelfling Girl]

You're in the MV*3D gift shop and you find yourself and a Disney Cast Member both singing along to the soundtracks that are being played in the store.

 

[Quesal]

Now, that is clever!

...you don't understand why your art teacher gave you an 'F' for drawing Kermit when she said to draw a frog!

Oh I'd be mad if that happened to me!

 

[dwmckim]

...you don't understand why your art teacher gave you an 'F' for drawing Kermit when she said to draw a frog!

Yikes! I sincerely hope that's a joke and not a true story - what would such an art teacher be thinking? An art teacher should be rewarding creativity, different perspectives and thinking outside the box and if i heard of a teacher giving someone an "F" for doing that, i'd be complaining to the principal and the school board. The only defense i may be able to provide to a teacher would be if the drawing-a-frog exercise was supposed to be an exercise in some type of lesson plan such as if they had a particular frog in the room you were supposed to capture. However if the assignment is just to "draw a frog", the student is totally in the right. (Heck, even if a teacher said "I want everyone to draw *this frog*", i'd still be personally tempted to submit a rendering of Kermit performing the "This Frog" number on Sesame Street!)

 

[ZeppoAndFriends]

Yes, it was a joke. (Did anybody laugh?)

 

[Gelfling Girl]

...you are ashamed to realize that you nearly went through the Forth of July without even thinking about watching Sam's Stars and Stripes Forever YouTube video.

I was pretty much in Disney World all that day with no internet, but does it count for anything that I thought of him when the song "American Woman" came on the radio that morning in the car?

You often find yourself talking in mock Swedish without even realizing it.

 

[ZeppoAndFriends]

...you think Miss Piggy made a better Sally than Meg Ryan.

...you've ever climbed into a garbage can and refused to talk to anyone unless they addressed you as 'Oscar'.

...all of your culinary knowledge came from the Swedish Chef and Miss Piggy's cookbook.

 

[Quesal]

If you turn to the Muppets for inspiration for a live puppet show of ur own!

 

[MeepMeepBork]

If you can sing "Tea For Two" backwards.

 

[Gelfling Girl]

You have more pictures on your cellphone of the Muppets and your puppets than yourself.

 

[beakerboy12]

You have more pictures on your cellphone of the Muppets and your puppets than yourself.

I do the same on my iTouch!