1. You use smilies in your everyday writing. 2. You play some of the games with yourself when you aren't logged on (e.g. Muppet Geography) 3. You listen to MC radio non-stop!!! 4. You've memorised the order of all the banners at the top of the screen (e.g. Bunsen, Count, Janice, Piggy, Tuttle, Pepe and so on) 5. You worship a religion in which Phillip and Cindy Chapman are your gods. Add other weird ideas!