Please enjoy the following fan fiction, starring Zoot! Chapter 1 Zoot was outside int eh alley of the Muppet Theater, playing his saxaphone. "That's good playing, Zoot!", said Floyd. "Fer sure!", said Janice. Zoot started dancing while playing the saxaphone, and accidently slipped on a banana peel. His saxaphone flew out of his hand, and landed into the street, and got run over by a truck. "Oh, no", said Zoot, "There goes my sax." "Bummer", said Janice. "it looks like you'll need to get a new saxaphone", said Floyd. "Well, I know where to get one", said Zoot. Scooter came out the door. "Floyd! Janice! You two are needed to rehearse for your duet for this week!", reminded Scooter. "Okay, we'll be there", said Floyd. Floyd and Janice went into the building as Zoot walked off. He was almost at the music store, when suddenly he was approached by a mysterious man. "hey! Aren't you Zoot of The Electreic Mayhem?", said the mysterious man. "Yes, I am", said Zoot. "well, I heard about your terrible tragedy",s aid the mysterious man. "You mean regarding my saxaphone?", said Zoot. "Of course", said the mysterious man, "But I'd like to sell you a special saxaphone for less than what the music store will sell you!" "I'm listening", said Zoot. "Well, I got you this here enchanted saxaphone", said the man, "Now, enchanted is just a title. It isn't really enchanted, but it'll work wonders, and I'll sell it to you for only 72 dollars!" "Deal!", said Zoot, who got out his wallet and paid for the enchanted saxaphone. He took the saxaphone, and headed back to teh theater. "Heh heh heh, sucker", said the mysterious man, counting the money, and then laughing evily. As Zoot walked back to the theater, he said to himself, "What a great deal! I saved a dollar on my new saxaphone!"