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 Juliet Prowse - Episode 1Taping 
        Dates: January 29-February 1, 1976 BRIAN HENSON INTROS These special introductions were recorded in 1999 and have been seen on Odyssey and the Time-Life video releases. They are a minute each. Some talk about the specific episode they proceed and others like this one, are "generic" non-episode specific bits of information that are recycled for other episodes. 
 GENERIC INTRO: MINOR CHARACTERS Brian Henson: "The Muppet fans are sometimes really crazy people. It's amazing. Every crazy little walk-on character they know the names. So if you want a few facts that will impress your friends, tell them about these characters. Here's Wayne and Wanda. These two were an accident-prone singing duo who were in the pilot but only actually lasted throughout the first season. Or how about Betsy Bird? She was a beautiful eccentric dancing bird who appeared in several shows but she never really quite took off. Or here's Fleet Scribbler who's an abrasive tabloid reporter that the press loved but the show's writers couldn't stand. He was soon written out of the show. Just keep watching and you might see Fleet and a few other unsung Muppet heroes on The Muppet Show." [Note: Brian was right about the crazy Muppet fans, such as the ones bringing you this episode guide! How crazy are we? Enough to tell you that Brian actually provides some misleading information. Betsy Bird was not in "several shows" but actually only in one show - that with guest James Coburn. Brian's description seems more apt for the multicolored Fletcher Bird who like Betsy Baytos' Betsy Bird was created to showcase the dancing talents of its performer, Graham Fletcher, but ended up being little more than a glorified "extra". As for Brian's comment referring to Wayne and Wanda's being in the pilot, while they don't appear in the official pilots The Muppets Valentine Show or Sex and Violence, Brian is most likely alluding to their appearance in the original (unaired) version of the Juliet Prowse episode.] OPENING THEME 
 Fozzie's joke: "Hey, have I got an opening joke for you tonight!" (Laughs) "Oh, you're gonna love this...there's two kinda..." (Curtain closes) Gonzo's gong: Gonzo hits the "O" in the "The Muppet Show" logo and it explodes. STAGE CURTAIN Kermit 
                  welcomes the audience to the show and announces tonight's guest 
                  star is Juliet Prowse and "as if that weren't enough, we've 
                  also got Mahna Mahna whatever that means." 
 Two cowlike creatures called Snowths try to sing a jazzy song vocalizing "Du doo du doo du" while a wild eye creature, Mahna Mahna, keeps getting between them shouting his name and scatting to the Snowth's disapproval. 
 [For 
                  The Muppet Show's first opening number, they break out a Muppet 
                  classic! The song had previously been done in various forms 
                  on the "Ed Sullivan Show" in 1968 and on "Sesame 
                  Street" in 1969. However this new version has a great new 
                  ending! The song appears on the original Muppet 
                  Show soundtrack, Muppet 
                  Hits, and The 
                  Muppet Show: Music, Mayhem and More.] Two elderly gentlemen are watching the show from a theater box off stage left, Statler and Waldorf from the Sex & Violence pilot. 
 BACKSTAGE 
 Kermit 
                  enjoys some milk (sipping from a straw). A young kid, Scooter, 
                  the theater's "go-fer" and dog Muppy (a modified version 
                  of "Hey Cinderella"'s Rufus) want to talk about the 
                  song they're doing. When Kermit insists they're not performing, 
                  Scooter reminds Kermit his uncle owns the theater and the "Simon 
                  Smith and His Amazing Dancing Dog" number's one of his 
                  favorites. Muppy, thinking himself a killer doesn't take too 
                  well to Kermit's "cutest little creature" around comments, 
                  biting Kermit and finishing his milk! Kermit 
                  still cursing the dog checks himself and introduces Gonzo the 
                  Great. 
 His 
                  act: eating a rubber tire to the music of "The Flight of 
                  the Bumblebee". [A version of this appears on the original 
                  Muppet 
                  Show soundtrack, where Gonzo manages to finish the tire.] 
 WINGS/BACKSTAGE Gonzo is booed off the stage cursing that the yokels in the audience know nothing about art. [Modern performance artists trace their influences back to Gonzo!] Scooter apologizes to Kermit (now wearing a tux) on Muppy's behalf just before informing him Muppy wants his own dressing room and star billing. 
 There's a great intercutting of shots showing a real dog descending the stairs just before Muppy approaches Kermit's desk. Check out Kermit's expression when Muppy licks him! Juliet 
                  Prowse emerges from her dressing room remarking she's never 
                  had to share one with a man who eats a tire! [See Muppy, even 
                  the guest doesn't get her own dressing room!]  Kermit 
                  introduces Juliet. Slightly 
                  faded into the forest scenery, Juliet performs a beautiful, 
                  flowing dance with minimalistic-looking Gazelles. They fade 
                  into the scenery at its end. 
 
 AT THE DANCE [debut] A sketch originally conceived in the Sex & Violence pilot, a group of Muppets dance in a ballroom telling jokes, reminiscent of Rowen & Martin's "Laugh-In". [At the Dance would be in all but one episode of the first season and would appear less frequently each subsequent season.] Mahna Mahna dances with Wanda (a singer we'll learn about next episode) while Mildred and George from The Muppets Valentine Show dance together. Miss Piggy dances with another pig. The Flower-Eating Monster (originally from a Julie Andrews special) asks if he can smoke, which he does...smoke comes billowing out of the monster filling up the ballroom! UK SPOT: SONG - "YOU & I & GEORGE" 
 [Rowlf 
                  would later perform this song in the fourth season Phyllis George 
                  episode when it's nominated for a Fred Award, and in one of 
                  Jim Henson's last performances over ten years later on the Arsenio 
                  Hall show. The song also appears on the 1985 video Children's 
                  Songs and Stories with the Muppets and Rowlf 
                  The Dog: Ol' Brown Ears Is Back album released in 1993.] 
 After 
                  being called "the Robert Redford of frogs", Kermit 
                  gets Juliet to kiss him. [Pretty smooth - "Muppets Tonight" 
                  host Clifford had to wait until his second female guest for 
                  a kiss!] 
 
 Fozzie Bear perfects his John Wayne impression in preparation for his Cowboy Sketch. Muppy 
                  proceeds to present his latest demand. Muppy wants the title 
                  of the whole show changed to "The Muppy Show". Kermit 
                  announces "It's cowboy time!" 
 [Although 
                  Fozzie's apparently the "bad guy" and Rowlf the "good 
                  guy", Rowlf's hat is black while Fozzie's is white!] 
 
 Zoot asks Juliet what has one eye, sharp teeth, and is long and fuzzy - it turns out to be her fur stole. [Notice 
                  the classic reaction from Juliet. The background used here would 
                  be featured throughout the first season for guests and Muppets 
                  to tell one-liners like this.] Prima 
                  donna doggy's locked himself in his dressing room so Kermit 
                  recruits Fozzie to take his place. [The live dog is used again 
                  going up the stairs - it's a nice effect as we see the door 
                  close when he gets up there but almost seems gratuitous since 
                  Scooter's telling Kermit "he's locked himself in his dressing 
                  room" right after the door slams. Fozzie asks Kermit why 
                  he's not doing an act this week after just having been in the 
                  Cowboy Sketch! Granted, he's supposedly referring to his standup 
                  monologue but it's still out of place, especially for the first 
                  episode!] Kermit 
                  introduces "Simon Smith and His Amazing Dancing...Bear" Scooter dressed as ringleader with mustache sings while Fozzie (not too thrilled about being on a leash) hams it up! Rowlf accompanies in background on piano. [The 
                  song appears on the original Muppet 
                  Show soundtrack and Muppet 
                  Hits.] 
 ONSTAGE: MUPPET GLEE CLUB 
 Kermit gets the group to agree on "Temptation" and assigns the lucky Miss Piggy the solo. ("Yes, my love. [Aside to another pig] I love him.") The Glee Club does an amazing acappella vocal rendition. The music kicks in before Piggy does her solo - where she pushes through the singers from the back row up to Kermit, declaring her love for the frog, taking him in her arms and giving him a big smooch. Kermit does his best to conduct around her. [PUPPETEER SPOTTING: Keep your eyes underneath the chickens on the right hand side of the screen towards the end of the number when Piggy pounces on Kermit. Dave Goelz' face is totally exposed for a split second before the frogs in the foreground move to cover him up!] 
 Kermit presents Juliet with a Muppet likeness of herself for appearing on the show and earns a second kiss (actually third, if you count Piggy's kiss). This 
                  and the Connie Stevens episode 
                  do not feature any Muppets beside Kermit and the star likeness 
                  coming out for goodnights. 
 Mahna 
                Mahna pops up between them yelling out a final "Mahna Mahna". 
                 
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