A Celebration of Muppet News Party!

[theprawncracker]

*cheers for Darth Wicket* Win the battle I know you can! Destroy the weird, you must!

 

[Beakerfan]

a Wookie named Darth Wicket coming to defeat ME? Surely you jest....

 

[theprawncracker]

Jest I do not... Need more popcorn I do.

 

[Beakerfan]

*glares, then fires black popcorn at him from her fingertips*

 

[theprawncracker]

*catches the popcorn with a force grab* Mmm, strong the force of burnt popcorn with you is.

 

[Pork]

a Wookie named Darth Wicket coming to defeat ME? Surely you jest....

No no, actually, this is a Ewok named Darth Wicket.


*Darth Wicket aproaches,*

YUB YUB

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

:0 How CUTE!
*Pets the Ewok* X3 Mistah Sparkles...

 

[The Count]

*Ominous music sounds... What is this? My loyal sith lords fighting amongst themselves? Why must I always straighten you out... Come now, Emperor Countatin summons you to council. We shall find a clever plan to squeeze the fanfic out of these hack writers. You do not know the power of the Dark Side. Your lack of fanfic posting disappoints me. And you do not want to disappoint me!

 

[Erine81981]

Eeeewok! Weeeeeeeeeee! *slides down from some stairs on a carpet* Hickup. *laughs* Weeeeeeeee-*falls down*

 

[theprawncracker]

HALLELUJAH! Prepare for the Fuzzy Renaissance, gang! It's'a comin'! *I* will be riding the wave--will you?