Oh mercy me, I can't help myself any longer...

[Super Scooter]

Who put the ram in the ramalamadingdong?

 

[Drtooth]

I gotta Know! Why doesn't Mr. Poodlepants have his own car and own specific race track in Muppet Racemania, and why didn't they make 20 different versions to accommodate every single character ever?

 

[Vic Romano]

What if:
Beaker had an adamantium skeleton?
The Swedish Chef was a vegan?
What if the Count had Astraphobia?
What if Animal, for religious purposes, began performing a bris?

 

[Oscarfan]

Why can't I picture that?

 

[Drtooth]

Could someone pick up that hint? It's been dropped there since forever!

 

[Super Scooter]

Haven't you always wanted a monkey?

 

[Pork]

Cottleston Pie

 

[MartyMuppets]

...i don't know what's going on...i think i musta come down with something (maybe i caught something from someone here)...but it's driving me crazy and i JUST GOTTA KNOW...

Why doesn't Cookie ever wear a yellow sweater?

Why didn't Doglion appear in Kermit's Swamp Years?

Has Prairie Dawn ever worn a fake moustache?

Has Herbert Birdsfoot ever eaten strawberry ice cream?

Why don't they ever show Dr. Teeth waterskiing?

Should Zoot interact with Nigel the Director's Mother?

I JUST REALLY GOTTA KNOOOOW!

I'm going to try to answer most of your original questions as best as I can dw.

Cookie hates yellow because it clashes with his blue fur.

Doglion's contract for Kermit's Swamp Years was taken away from him because he wanted more money than the producers could afford.

Prairie likes wearing false moustaches sometimes. She cannot grow a real one so it's better than nothing.

Herbert prefers chocolate ice cream.

Dr. Teeth refuses to waterski on camera because he's embarassed about showing his knobbly knees.

To be honest Nigel's mother simply cannot stand Zoot. She despises saxophone players.

 

[theprawncracker]

Now that Frank's retired, who performs the Swedish Chef's hands now?

 

[Beauregard]

Why is Pepe small but Bobo big I want to know?

Why did Wayne and Wanda not appear in cartoon form in Muppet Babies?

Is there a monster at the end of this sentence? (No.)