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Oh mercy me, I can't help myself any longer...

Discussion in 'Classic Muppets' started by dwmckim, Feb 3, 2010.

  1. terrimonster

    terrimonster Active Member

    Fair enough. As long as it's all in good fun, it's actually been pretty funny.
  2. dwmckim

    dwmckim Well-Known Member

    ...we now return to our regularly scheduled silliness...

    If Big Bird is called "Big Bird" and "Little Bird" is called "Little Bird" why didn't they name Hoots "Medium Sized Bird"?

    How many times has Cookie Monster been shown eating prepackaged cookies as opposed to freshly baked?

    What do I do when I'm alone?
  3. D'Snowth

    D'Snowth Well-Known Member

    Can I order this thread, keep it, and frame it?
  4. dwmckim

    dwmckim Well-Known Member

    Can you picture that? (You don't have to buy a frame)

    Yes, you can order it but the question might be will you RECEIVE your order if Grover's the waiter?

    Why is Grover (or any other restaurant servers) called "waiters" when it's the customer that does all the waiting?
  5. PurpleHonker

    PurpleHonker New Member

    Just wondering...
    How far in kilometers is the Count's castle from 123 Sesame Street?

    Has Mr. Hooper's store ever widened their advertising campaign to reach out to neighboring communities?

    What would happen if Boober was medicated to raise his seratonin levels?

    Why hasn't Elmo ever picked up on the fact that most people don't speak in 3rd person?

    Would it change anything if Grover had been red to begin with?
  6. Gelfling Girl

    Gelfling Girl Active Member

    Would Gonzo ever date a penguin? :zany:
  7. dwmckim

    dwmckim Well-Known Member

    Too much hanging around with Bob Dole and a number of sports celebrities.
  8. Katzi428

    Katzi428 Well-Known Member

    Will The Swedish Chef ever learn English?
    Who put the bomp in the bomp shoo bomp shoo bomp?
    Why do fools fall in love?
    Will Elmo ever stop speaking in first person?
    Aaaaanndd what about Naomi?
    (that last one was for those of us that watched The Electric Company in the '70s ;) )
  9. dwmckim

    dwmckim Well-Known Member

    hee hee - got it! Speaking of which, when the Electric Company went off the air, did Sesame Street then get its power from somewhere else?
  10. Katzi428

    Katzi428 Well-Known Member

    No idea.Sorry!
    Will Grover EVER get Fat Blue's (Mr. Johnson's) order at Charlie's restaurant right? (trying to get back on track w/the questions)
  11. Beauregard

    Beauregard Well-Known Member

    Can I steal this for a signature sometime?
  12. dwmckim

    dwmckim Well-Known Member

    Steal Away!

    When typing up the Muppet Show scripts, did anyone ever mistype Statler as Stapler?
  13. Drtooth

    Drtooth Well-Known Member

    How do you make a "B"?
  14. dwmckim

    dwmckim Well-Known Member

    Same way you make any other letter...go to Sesame Street, say the name of the letter and watch it magically appear (assuming it doesn't get cut off on a fullscreen picture)

    The only catch to that is...can you tell me how to get to Sesame Street?
  15. MeepMeepBork

    MeepMeepBork Member

    Have you heard of the banana sketch?
  16. Drtooth

    Drtooth Well-Known Member

    Orden is humming, but he's going to have an "8."

    Wait... that's not even a question.
  17. Pork

    Pork Active Member

    Or is it?
  18. D'Snowth

    D'Snowth Well-Known Member

    Do some people seriously use cooking oil for lubrication? :concern:
  19. theprawncracker

    theprawncracker Well-Known Member

    What sorta lube we talkin' 'bout here? :shifty:
  20. dwmckim

    dwmckim Well-Known Member

    They do if they're really cookin'!

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