'American Woman' -- The Big Countdown

[Beauregard]

Ladies and gentlefrogs, the date has been set. On Memorial Weekend we will see the next Muppet Viral Video launched onto youtube. This one will star Sam the Eagle, and possibly others according to the news reports!

That's just twenty-two days from today...I cannot WAIT, can you?

 

[theprawncracker]

I know I can't! I'm already knitting my American flag under garments!

- Disgusting!

 

[Beauregard]

I still have a pair you knitted me last year...I'm still wearing them, actually...

 

[theprawncracker]

I still have a pair you knitted me last year...I'm still wearing them, actually...

*waggles eyebrows*

- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Are you implying that... You and... He are indeed... Uch! Uhh! UCH! This is disgusting! Get away, get! Both of you!

 

[Beauregard]

*waggles saddle-wearing toes*

What? It's practically summer!

 

[theprawncracker]

*waggles saddle-wearing toes*

What? It's practically summer!

I give up on you. We're through!

 

[Beauregard]

And I went to all this effort of packing us a nice picnic basket and everything! I guess these all American croissants and cream-cheese will have to be fed to the ducks!

 

[The Count]

Erm, you mean 26 days from Cinco de Mayo to Memorial Day Bo? Do not come here for your math needs peoples.

 

[Beauregard]

Preaching to the choir, Ed. Both of you are. (See? Both? No math skills? And there's only one of you? Funnieeeee)

 

[Gelfling Girl]

*enters wearing the outfit Sam wore at the end of the Elton John episode* Yay! Can't wait!
*marks calender*