Having Each Other (Ush-Gush)

[mo]

WELL I'M HOLDIN' EM FIRST!

No way i have a degree in holding babies. I know people.

 

[Scooterfan5]

Ok eeeeeee the babies are born! Please post more asap!

 

[Misskermie]

No way i have a degree in holding babies. I know people.

SO? I'm Miss Piggy's long lost daughter, which makes me and Figgie long lost sisters, so I outrank you!!!!

 

[mo]

SO? I'm Miss Piggy's long lost daughter, which makes me and Figgie long lost sisters, so I outrank you!!!!

you may outrank me but i am the distant human cousin of fozzie so if you marry him we will be joined related!!!

 

[newsmanfan]

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Very sweet Figgie! You threw me for a second there, saying Piggy had two bundles in EACH arm -- which implies FOUR babies! But confusion cleared the next paragraph. I like how you made them a girl piggie and a boy froggie, much like the family group in MCC...yet with obvious blendings of their parents' colors. Sweet.

And the rest of the Muppets humming a rainbow lullaby...awww.

Though it's probably not my place, may I humbly suggest you do some research on your own, or ask your parents for material, on the basic biology of reproduction? I could suggest some books which treat the matter respectfully and simply. But PLEASE don't wait til you have some of your own!! That would be a terrible mistake.

Warm fuzzies and some Newman's Organic Alphabet Cookies to teethe on!
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[mo]

you may outrank me but i am the distant human cousin of fozzie so if you marry him we will be joined related!!!

oh wait he's my half brother lol!

 

[bouncingbabyfig]

Hahahahahahahahahaha! Sorry, I just thought these conversations were hilarious! Don't worry Mo and miss kermie, you guys can be God parents if you're up for the challenge! Newsie, aww thanks! I know how the process goes, I was just confused with how you get the babies out. I'll check with my parents on that one though! And cookies to teethe on, do I hear the offer of a newsmanfan babysitting job?

 

[newsmanfan]

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Why would anyone SIT on babies?! That's terrible!

I think she meant take care of them.

Eek! That's even worse! I saw 'Felt Fiction' you know!

sigh...
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[gonzosgirl1987]

was that the end of the story?

 

[mo]

Hahahahahahahahahaha! Sorry, I just thought these conversations were hilarious! Don't worry Mo and miss kermie, you guys can be God parents if you're up for the challenge! Newsie, aww thanks! I know how the process goes, I was just confused with how you get the babies out. I'll check with my parents on that one though! And cookies to teethe on, do I hear the offer of a newsmanfan babysitting job?

I am up for any challenge!!! thank you figgie!