Well, *giggles* we should make up a small script where Cookie Monster eats Ernie's Rubber Duckie! Here weeeee go!
(The scene is purple-blueish. Ernie is holding his Rubber Duckie.)
ERNIE: (To Rubber Duckie) Hey, Rubber Duckie! You're my very best friend forever! Mmm-hmm! It's so great to have Rubber Duckie better than my ol' buddy Bert!
COOKIE MONSTER: But you should pick Cookie Monster instead.
ERNIE: Cookie Monster!!! What are you doing here?
COOKIE MONSTER: Oh! Just hanging around.
ERNIE: Mmm, you scare the heck out of me. Wanna share my Rubber Duckie when I'm gone?
COOKIE MONSTER: Sure! (Eats Rubber Duckie) ARRR-YUM-YUM-YUM!!!!!!!
ERNIE: You ate my Rubber Duckie!
COOKIE MONSTER: You now me best friend!
ERNIE: Siiiigggghhhhh!