Because I haven't had a crush since I was in "high school", and I DID do something about it: I did nothing about it. Why? Because anytime girls found out I fancied them, suddenly they hated my guts, so after a while, I learned to keep my big trap shut and not say anything to anybody... and it worked out great. Besides, I recently learned my "high school crush" has been studying politics and has moved to D.C., which begs the question what did I ever see in her in the first place? Aside from the fact that she WAS really cute. Oh, and the other something I did about it, which most people know by now, was that I named Steve D'Monster's gal-pal/sidekick after her. Now then, where were we? Oh yes... *Releases pigeons into the room* FLY MY PRETTIES! FLY! FLY! AHAHAHAHAHA!