Crushes on Muppet Central...

Because I haven't had a crush since I was in "high school", and I DID do something about it: I did nothing about it. Why? Because anytime girls found out I fancied them, suddenly they hated my guts, so after a while, I learned to keep my big trap shut and not say anything to anybody... and it worked out great. Besides, I recently learned my "high school crush" has been studying politics and has moved to D.C., which begs the question what did I ever see in her in the first place? Aside from the fact that she WAS really cute. Oh, and the other something I did about it, which most people know by now, was that I named Steve D'Monster's gal-pal/sidekick after her.

Now then, where were we? Oh yes...

*Releases pigeons into the room* FLY MY PRETTIES! FLY! FLY! AHAHAHAHAHA!

Yeah, I told a guy that I liked him in high school and he seemed ok with it at first, but then he stopped talking to me completely :/

I think our personalities were too alike to have worked out anyway

Well, I admire Slackbot, but not in a crush way. More like a 'She got a novel published? THAT IS THE BEST THING' sort of way.

*laying beneath a toppled ladder* Ooh! Curses!

*Walks by and points*

Ha ha.

With past experience OFFLINE (and even though this was a High school experience) I keep my crushes to myself from now on:
In school a guy & I had been good friends since jr. high. Well as time went by, he got better & better looking & I noticed. So I wrote a note to him saying that I was developing a crush on him. BIG MISTAKE!! After receiving said note,he told me to leave him alone from now on & never spoke to me again.
So IF I had a crush on a guy in here, you'll never know it. I have a few male friends in here (Ed, Snowth AKA Jadar Ryan,Kyle, and others ) I just don't want to lose any friends in here

Interestingly enough, I seemed to always make friends better with females than I did with males... I remember so vividly from middle school, there were two girls who were best friends that always liked to include me in their small little group and everything, and even online, everybody knows that MrsPepper and I are the best of friends, and likewise at another forum I used to be active at, She-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Named and I became really good close friends practically instantly, I even told her recently I can't remember a time I became friends with someone so quickly, and she agreed.

Of course then again, the scary thing is I one took some kind of test/survey-like aptitude-esque thing and apparently, it determined that my mind is actually 60% female and 40% male (and oddly enough, those same figures also once determined my audience on YouTube, lol).

*Starts painting the thread red*

I always get mostly male on those things XD

The last one I did got 60% male and 60% female... *scratching head* is it just me or does that not add up??? LOL

Awwww, gawrsh!

*hands Snowth some bread* Quick! Paint the bread in this thread red, or you'll quite possibly end up DEAD!

*Covers the bread in ketchup, strawberry syrup, cherry kool-aid, and candy-dip for candied apples*

*Sighs*

*Plays piano* TUTTI FRUTI, AW RUTTI! TUTTI FRUTI, AW RUTTI (WHOO)! TUTTI FRUTTI, AW RUTTI! TUTTI FRUTTI, AW RUTTI! TUTTI FRUTTI, AW RUTTI! A-WOMP-BOMP-A-LOO-MOP-A-WOMP-BAM-BOOM!

Have you considered a career in impersonations, Snowthy? That sure was wonderful. I'd love to have it on CD

You mean the one where you have to flip one of the discs over to hear the rest of the song because his jug broke?

EDIT: Ziffeled by Sarge, lol. When we tried doing an MC talent show back in 2007, that actually was my contribution: impersonations. IIRC, I did Eddy from Ed, Edd n Eddy (because people say I do a good Eddy, though I think otherwise), and Paul Lynde... that much I remember.

Funny, I have no memory of this talent show

But I was still using dial up on a regular basis, so I wouldn't remember it anyway

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Snowth, I love you for even knowing who the heck Paul Lynde is!!

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