Elizabeth Smart has been found!!

[Janice & Mokey's Man]

Hey y'all, I just saw this on another message board, and have been readin' up on it---I'm so happy for her and her family!!!

It's amazing at the irony of the situation, and still some questions, but the main point is, she's BACK WITH HER FAMILY!!

 

[Janice & Mokey's Man]

Okay, I'm sorry, apparently, this has been known for SEVERAL days now---but I just found out about it, I don't watch the news, I work 2nd shift, and no one else had told me.

Sorry to be so belated!

 

[ryhoyarbie]

the funny thing is is that she's been living about a mile or so from her real house....that's odd.....

i was going to post this a few days ago. i'm surprised no one didn't post this until now..

ryan

 

[Luke]

Ok Byron, so i'm thinkin 'News Anchor' may not be the best TV job for you !

 

[radionate]

Village Idiot on the other hand.....

 

[Janice & Mokey's Man]

HEY!

 

[Super Scooter]

Hmmm. Perhaps Village idiot's a bit harsh.

Hey, I can call my uncle and get you a pretty good job as a latrine cleaner for the army!

 

[Janice & Mokey's Man]

What's a "latrine"?

 

[Super Scooter]

Hmmm. Sort of a rather... shall we say, un-fancy toilet.

Ever watch M*A*S*H?

It's like an outhouse, sort of. I think.

You'd enjoy it, you smelly, smelly man!

 

[Janice & Mokey's Man]

Oohhhh...yeah, I'd heard of it before, but forgot what it was.

And no thank you, I do not fancy meself smellin' like other people's toilets!

SWEAT is one thing, but discarded excrement is somethin' entirely diff'rnt---LOL!

'sides, there ain't no study yet showin' that THAT improves moods...lol!


I'll just stick wif not bathin' and not usin' any deodorant or changin' socks.