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Favorite Muffin Quotes!

Discussion in 'Friends and Family' started by Jackie, Aug 22, 2002.

  1. SFPepe

    SFPepe Active Member

  2. frogboy4

    frogboy4 Inactive Member

  3. Cantus Rock

    Cantus Rock Well-Known Member

    Muffin Charles reports!! :D

  4. bluedreamer

    bluedreamer Active Member

    You call that a muffin?? THIS is a muffin!

    (sorry I couldn't resist!!)

    Somebody muffin me!!!!

    And in tune with Muffin of Oz....
    Follow the muffin brick road.... follow the muffin brick road ... follow follow follow follow follow the muffin brick road!

    I'm muffining! I'm muffining!

    OK OK back to work for me.. I'll leave this to the experts.

    Well bake me up a gum tree and call me a muffin!
  5. EmmyMik

    EmmyMik Well-Known Member

    "Stop the muffins!"
  6. Cantus Rock

    Cantus Rock Well-Known Member

    (Ah Ah) Don't Rock the Muff Baby! (Ah Ah) Don't tip the Muff Ova!

    Oh, we stopping now?

    :D :D :D

  7. EmmyMik

    EmmyMik Well-Known Member

    "Hello muffin my old friend, I've come to eat you once again."
  8. Cantus Rock

    Cantus Rock Well-Known Member

    "Burn Muffin Burn, Disco (Muff)inferno!"

  9. Jackie

    Jackie Well-Known Member

    I came, I saw, I ate a muffin...
  10. Skeeter Muppet

    Skeeter Muppet Well-Known Member

    This is my favorite, and it's an honest to goodness real muffin quote. It was said by Colin Mochrie during a game of Scenes from a Hat. The topic was "Confusing Battle Cries."

    "Give me liberty, or a bran muffin!"
  11. Joseph

    Joseph Well-Known Member

    "Muffin but trouble"

    "We're off to see the muffin, the wonderful muffin of oz"
  12. EmmyMik

    EmmyMik Well-Known Member


    "Revenge is a dish best served with pinto beans and muffins!"

    (I presonally like that last quote since it features both muffins and beans. PASS THE BEANS!)
  13. Jackie

    Jackie Well-Known Member

  14. Cantus Rock

    Cantus Rock Well-Known Member

    Pass the Revenge! Oh..wait, no, you can keep the revenge...I'd like a muffin though...


  15. HeraLirambar

    HeraLirambar Well-Known Member

    The Ring
    1. "Before you die you see the muffin."
    2. "Muffin goes up/ We all sigh/ Muffin goes down/ Then we die"

    Fellowship of the Ring
    3. "What's that?" "This my friend, is a muffin!" "It comes in muffins? I'm getting one!"
    4. "The muffin goes ever on and on, down from the bakery where it began..."

    Rocky Horror Picture Show
    5. "How do you do? I/ see you've met my/ faithful muffin man"
    6. "My feet! I can't move my feet!" "My muffin! I can't move my muffin!"

    Invader Zim
    7. "I will rule you all with an iron muffin! You! Obey the muffin!"
    8. "And then the squirrel ate Dib's freaky muffin!"

    Just Shoot Me
    9. "I just remembered something. You're boring and my muffins work."
    10. "Denial is not just a muffin in England."
  16. Jackie

    Jackie Well-Known Member

    LOL! My favorite:

    "It comes in MUFFINS??" LOL!!!
  17. Beauregard

    Beauregard Well-Known Member

    They were taking over threads one by one, now the muffins have got whole pages to themseves, what next? Muffincentral?
  18. grail

    grail Well-Known Member

    heh...i loved this thread. i'm glad someone brought it back.

    "Are you telling me you made a time machine, out of a muffin?"
  19. Beauregard

    Beauregard Well-Known Member

    "A muffin a day will keep the hunger away"*


    *Disclaimer: When eaten as part of a high fat diet.
  20. Super Scooter

    Super Scooter Well-Known Member

    "Ya' know, a muffin can be very filling."
    - George Costanza, Seinfeld

    "Do not weep for me, weep for the muffins for I have failed them."
    - Mikey, Disney's Recess

    "Ah! Freedom! It tastes almost as good as those muffins!"
    - Mikey, Disney's Recess

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