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Favorite Muffin Quotes!

Discussion in 'Friends and Family' started by Jackie, Aug 22, 2002.

  1. Cantus Rock

    Cantus Rock New Member

    A few famous Muffin quotes from the U.S. of A.:

    "We will not send American Muffins over there to do what Asian Muffins should be doing for themselves."
    -President Lyndon Johnson

    "Liberty can not be preserved without general knowledge among Muffins."
    -President John Adams

    "Trust the Muffins --- that is the crucial lesson of history."
    -President Ronald Reagan

    "You can not stop the spread of a Muffin by passing a law against it."
    -President Harry Truman


  2. Beauregard

    Beauregard Well-Known Member

    When told that the lower class people were staving and had no bread, the queen promptly replied, "Then let them eat Muffins."
  3. EmmyMik

    EmmyMik New Member

    "The way I see it, if you're gonna build a time machine into a muffin why not do it with some style!"

  4. Crazy Harry

    Crazy Harry New Member

    "Is that a muffin in your pants or are you happy to see me?"

    I just wanted to say something that involves muffins in pants.

  5. Super Scooter

    Super Scooter New Member

    My goodness, Beauregard haven't you heard! There's no tiem to explain! Pack your thing, flee the country, and don't make contact with anyone until I call you! I have some connections with the BBB of the MP3 and the ORA with a 10-200. Quickly! There's no time for dilly-dallying or dally-dillying, depending on your country. Go, Beau! Don't forget! Don't eat the muffins! They're watching. Watching... and waiting. Go!
  6. Manda:-D

    Manda:-D New Member

    "Light our darkest muffin."
    "Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You ate my muffin. Prepare to die."
    "Look at the size of that muffin!"
    :sing: "Walk like a muffin....."
  7. Super Scooter

    Super Scooter New Member

    LOL! (that's the very first time I've said that on here)

    "Inconceivable! Stop these quotes about muffins, I mean it!"
    "Anybody want a peanut?"

    A muffin is a terrible thing to waste.
  8. Manda:-D

    Manda:-D New Member

    I like that muffin. That is a NICE muffin!"
    :D I'm such a dork.
  9. Cantus Rock

    Cantus Rock New Member

    MST-Muffiny goodness for ya...

    "Trumpy, you can do MUFFIN things!"

    "We like Muffins VERY much.."

    "Mom, I'm going out now!"
    "I'm going to make Muffin sacrifices to the almighty Muffin lord, by back at 9!"


  10. Skeeter Muppet

    Skeeter Muppet Active Member

    "He's not pining, he's passed on! He has ceased to be! He's a stiff, bereft of life; he rests in peace! He's snuffed it! He's off the twig and kicked the bucket! He's shuffled off his mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisible! He's extinct, in his entirety! THIS is an EX-MUFFIN!"

  11. Super Scooter

    Super Scooter New Member

    "How's the patient doing, doctor?"
    "He's gonna make it."
    "He? You-you came in here with a muffin."
    "One little mistake..."
  12. radionate

    radionate New Member

    Don't forget about some of these classic Mufficals playing Broadway right now:

    • Guys and Muffins
    • The Phantom of the Muffin
    • Muffin Mia
    • Muffin Cowboy
    • 42nd Muffin
    • The Muffins
    • Muffin Get Your Gun
    • Les Muffins
    • Little Shop of Muffins
    • Miss Muffin
    • Joesph and the Amazing Technicolor Muffin
    • Into the Muffin
    • The Music Muffin
    • You're a Good Muffin Charlie Brown
    • The Muffin King
    • Beauty and the Muffin
    • Saturday Night Muffin
    • Throughly Modern Muffin
  13. Skeeter Muppet

    Skeeter Muppet Active Member

    And don't forget...!

    • Muffin and Hyde (or Jekyll and Muffin)
      [*]How to Succeed in Muffins Without Really Trying
      [*]Muffin on the Roof
      [*]Sweet Muffin (or Muffin Charity)

    And now I leave you with these words of muffindom from Clue:

    Prof. Plum: "What are you afraid of, a fate worse than muffins?"
    Mrs. Peacock: "No, just muffins. Isn't that enough?"

  14. Fozzie Bear

    Fozzie Bear Well-Known Member

    :sing: "How Muf-fin that dooogggieee in the windowwww?" :sing:
  15. Jackie

    Jackie New Member

    "All I want for christmas is my two front Muffins."
  16. sarah_yzma

    sarah_yzma Active Member

    jackie? you want bill with two muffins

    :eek: *realizes how that sounds*

    :eek: oh my goodness i am a muffin potty mouth* :eek:

  17. EmmyMik

    EmmyMik New Member


    You're pretty much summed up like half of the IM chats Jackie and I have had.


  18. sarah_yzma

    sarah_yzma Active Member

    i'm so proud of me!:rolleyes:

  19. Fozzie Bear

    Fozzie Bear Well-Known Member

    Chantilly Lace

    :sing: ..."There ain't MUFFIN' in the world like a big eyed girl...":sing:
  20. Super Scooter

    Super Scooter New Member

    Of all the muffins in all the cities in all the countries in all the world, you had to eat mine.

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