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Favorite Muppet Quote

Discussion in 'Classic Muppets' started by MuppetLabsBoy, Sep 17, 2009.

  1. muppetsliveon

    muppetsliveon Member

    i now just got that

    Kermit: Good grief, the comedian's a bear.
    Fozzie: No he's-a not, he's-a wearin' a neck-a-tie!
     
  2. MuppetLabsBoy

    MuppetLabsBoy Member

    Let's not forget the quote from Muppet Vision 3-D

    Sam: Would you stop this foolishness!:attitude:
    Gonzo:What foolishness would you like to see?
     
  3. Blue Weirdo

    Blue Weirdo Member

    Clifford: Oh man, even the laugh track didn't think that was funny.

    Gonzo: Kermit are you busy?
    Kermit: Well yes, but I can give you my ear for a minute.
    Gonzo: What would I do with your ear?
    Kermit: Van Gogh impressions.


    Gonzo: I'm an artist. You hear me? An artist!
    Kermit: Then you should have gotten my Van Gogh joke.

    Ernie: Look how the fish move their mouths. They go "moom moom moom."
    Bert: I have never seen Talbot go "moom moom moom"
    Ernie: Well that one sure is.
    Bert: That's not Talbot.
    Ernie: Who is it?
    Bert: That's.... I DON'T KNOW WHO THAT IS!

    Cookie: Cookies not done yet! What taking do long? It like medieval cookie torture!
     
  4. LamangoNumber2

    LamangoNumber2 Active Member

    "Oh, I don't know about Love, I never touched the stuff...And it never touches me...Its ok, I still have my self pitty..."
     
  5. Gelfling Girl

    Gelfling Girl Active Member

    I believe that this quote best describes us Muppet fans ;):


    Mrs. Bear:
    I recognize Fozzie's weirdo friends.
    Dr. Teeth: Yeah, and we're proud of it too!
     
  6. HootsytheOwl

    HootsytheOwl Member

    Favorite quotes

    Hi all!

    I think some of my fave quotes are:


    Hello everybodeeeeeeee! -----------Grover

    Oh I'll never get it! ( BONGGGG!) ---Don Music

    Kee Hee Hee Hee----------Ernie's laugh

    Hi ho, Kermit the Frog here-----Kermit

    Call Me Pied, Baby, Pied ----The Pied Piper

    Rolf: Hey, are you sure it's not 50 ways to love your lever?
    Floyd: Positive.
    Rolf: (to offstage : SORRY PAUL!)


    I'm sure there's more, heh, but these are enough.

    Your dear friend,
    Kitt
     
  7. yetiman

    yetiman Member

    "Dead Tom's dead! Long John shot him."
    "Dead Tom's always been dead. That's why he's called 'Dead Tom'"
    "Oh" (drops body)
     
  8. Scooterthegofer

    Scooterthegofer New Member

    Piggy: Beaker! I told you never to talk to me like that!
    (Beaker exits)
    Piggy: Because I can't understand it.

    Or maybe the Swedish Chef's line from MFC:

    "Esh der Gobblur-gobblur humongo!"
     
  9. Gelfling Girl

    Gelfling Girl Active Member

    :halo: *picks up phone* Hello? Hello? Hello? Give me presents!

    :mad: Jeaux Noel, Kermie. [please forgive my terrible French]

    :halo: Oh. Pig. *drops phone*
     
  10. MuppetLabsBoy

    MuppetLabsBoy Member

    Welcome to Muppet Labs!-:confused::eek:
     
  11. Gelfling Girl

    Gelfling Girl Active Member

    Technically, this was Sesame Street, but it's still hilarious.


    [During "Captain Vegetable"]

    Eddy: Who are you? Some kind of weirdo?

    Captain Vegetable: Do I look like a weirdo to you?

    Eddy: *nods*
     
  12. GonzoLeaper

    GonzoLeaper Well-Known Member

    Here's a favorite line from Dinosaurs-

    (in the Mr. Lizard show the Sinclairs would watch)
    We're going to need another Timmy.
    :D
     
  13. zns

    zns Well-Known Member

    :) "Me not crazy? I hired the others!"
     
  14. GonzoLeaper

    GonzoLeaper Well-Known Member

    "Who hired this crew?"- Kermit as Captain Abraham Smollet in "Muppet Treasure Island"
    Everyone points to Squire Trelawney's son (Fozzie Bear)
    who points to his finger (where Mr. Bimbo resides):o:)
     
  15. radardog

    radardog New Member

    Now that we're all here, we're not all there.
    It's a lyric from Cabin Fever. I laugh every time i hear it.
     
  16. ZeppoAndFriends

    ZeppoAndFriends Well-Known Member

    "Have a popover, Froggie!"
     
  17. Big Fat Ugly Bug-Faced Baby-Eating O'Brian.
     
  18. tutter_fan

    tutter_fan Well-Known Member

    "Mary had a Bicycle, Bicycle, Bicycle, Mary had a Bicycle that was red as fire..." Don Music

    Any newsman quote
     
  19. StreetScenes

    StreetScenes Member

    my favorite muppet quote is....uhh..uhhh...

    :sing: uh oh, zoot skipped the groove again!
     
  20. muppet maniac

    muppet maniac Well-Known Member

    2 :insatiable: quotes:

    "Me glutton, but me no liar!" (Season 34 episode, "Cookie Hood")

    and

    "Monster Cookie...we meet again" (SS4D)

    :grouchy:

    "Hey, corporal! Sergeant? Lieutenant? Captain Kangaroo? Anybody?" (Episode 1091, Hawaii Part 2)
     

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