Fozzie's In Love

[Misskermie]

...
Hubert, do you want more story now...?

 

[Hubert]

*fails to answer due to volume of crying*

Everything...the picture...the line...the story...oh so beautiful!

 

[Misskermie]

I'm taking that as a yeah.


Chapter Ten-

"It's a Fan Fiction, anything could happen!"

　

　

　

　
Fozzie and Kermit dragged Miss Piggy to a seat on the EM's bus, and drove to a cemetary. Fozzie was getting more upset by the minute. He was thinking more about how everything was all his fault, and such.

Kermit, was bright as day, and Piggy was just getting up.

The three Muppets got off the bus, and walked up to a tomb stone marked, "Jaz Stanford"

"Why would you show me this...?" Fozzie said wiping tears.

"So I can do this." Kermit smashed the tomb stone and stomped on the grave.

"Kermit, why would you do that?!?!?" Fozzie almost screamed.

"It's not needed Fozzie. Because I'm still here."

Fozzie's face lit up. It couldn't be who he thought it was, because she was... Then who...

Fozzie turned around to see none other than Jaz.

Jaz.

Yes the same one everyone thought was dead.

"JAZ!!!" Fozzie ran over to her and gave her a big hug.

"Gee, you think I'm dead, and all I get is a hug...?" Jaz teased. Fozzie released her from his hug, and smiled.

A lot.

"Jaz, how are you... How are you here!?"

"You'll never believe this. I was put under too much anesthetics, AND the heart machine was broken! We need to sue the doctor or something..." Jaz explained.

"Oh, I'm so happy you're alive!" Fozzie kissed her this time.

For a long time.

Until Jaz pushed him away.

"Fozzie... Not in front of everyone..." Jaz blushed.

Fozzie looked around. "Everyone...?"

Unless Kermit and Miss Piggy was everyone, there wasn't anyone to call everyone. That was until his family, and all of the Muppet gang came out of hiding.

"Wha-? What are you guys doing here?" Fozzie asked.

"We're here to throw you a party to celebrate her being alive!" Mo yelled.

"And something else I have planned..." Piggy mumbled.

"C'mon Foz, let's go!" Jaz dragged Fozzie on the bus.

"PARTY! PARTY! Ahhhhh..." Animal shouted.

　

　

　

　

So Jaz is alive. You should've guessed. But the story's not over yet! Next is the epilouge! Get ready for the conclusion! I'm outie!

 

[Hubert]

You're outie? That sound painful. Take some aspirin.

*throws aspirin at Jaz*

 

[Misskermie]

I'll put the end on tomorrow. I'm fine Hubert. Chill.
*Finally has the asprin hit her*
Now I need it...

 

[Hubert]

Need some more?

*gets out aspirin cannon, loads with aspirin*

FIRE!!!!!!!!

*Jaz is showered with aspirin*

 

[Misskermie]

HUBERT!!!

Just tell me about the chapter before this asprin kills me!

 

[Hubert]

*continues firing*

What's that? You're going to have to speak louder? I can't hear you over all that aspirin!

 

[Misskermie]

TELL ME HOW YOU LIKED THE CHAPTER!!!

Uh oh...

*Asprin landed on meh*

 

[Hubert]

Oh...it was good, yes, good. Loved the Jaz and Fozzie scene there.

Real good. Except not as good as:

"You're squeezing the guts out of me...and I need to save some for Piggy to squeeze."