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Heckle The Muppets!

Discussion in 'On the Web' started by Warldorf, Feb 3, 2012.


The question is, What is a Mahna Mahna?

  1. A song sang by two Snowths and a lion-type creature

  2. The question is, Who cares? DOH HO HO!


  1. Warldorf

    Warldorf Active Member

    Hey there! Have you ever wanted to be Statler and/or Waldorf? Well, now's your chance! Just type in a heckle and if we get over 50-100, I'll message the user "Fozzie Bear" and we'll actually have jokes to heckle to! For example: "The question is, what is a Mahna Mahna?" "Thequestion is, who cares?" "DOH HO HO!" So what are you waiting for? Start heckling!
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  2. muppetperson

    muppetperson Well-Known Member

    Miss Piggy, a Mega Star? More like a Mega Hog!!Oh Ho ho!
  3. muppetperson

    muppetperson Well-Known Member

    Fozzie Bear a Comedian? I cant BEAR his jokes!! Oh Ho Ho!
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  4. muppetperson

    muppetperson Well-Known Member

    Would you like to see a Muppet Movie? Yeah, a Muppet movie right out of townie!
    Oh Ho Ho!
  5. muppetperson

    muppetperson Well-Known Member

    I wonder how Gonzo got his hook nose? Probably because his acts are always falling on his face! Oh Ho Ho!
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  6. Warldorf

    Warldorf Active Member

    Good job, Muppetperson! You are really an active heckler!
  7. muppetperson

    muppetperson Well-Known Member

    That is 4 for you to start off.I think heckling the Muppets is a great idea.Lets see what other members can come up with.
  8. miss kermie

    miss kermie Well-Known Member

    Um...Let me try...

    Man What's wrong with these Muppets?

    The real question is, what's NOT wrong with them?

    DO HO HO!:sleep::boo:
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  9. tutter_fan

    tutter_fan Well-Known Member

    Man: What's wrong with the newsman?
    The real question is, what's NOT wrong with the newsman?
    DO HO HO HO HO HO!!!!! :sleep::boo:
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  10. tutter_fan

    tutter_fan Well-Known Member

    Statler: what's wrong with Dr. Teeth?
    Waldorf: Maybe he has ONE TWO many teeth! DO HO HO HO HO HO HO!!!!
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  11. miss kermie

    miss kermie Well-Known Member

    Yes. Wocka. Wocka, okay.
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  12. beakerboy12

    beakerboy12 Well-Known Member

    I feel like I've died and gone to heaven while eating the Swedish Chef's meals!
    When I eat his food, I die altogether!
  13. miss kermie

    miss kermie Well-Known Member

    Well that really made us LOL.
    Laugh out loud?
    No, Lose Our Lunch!

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  14. mo

    mo Well-Known Member

    wow that fozzie bear sure is good
    at making us feel sick
    DO HO HO HO!!!

  15. Abb Green

    Abb Green Member

    Waldorf: There are a LOT of scary things in this world...
    Statler: Yeah! And the Muppet Show is ONE of them!
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  16. Abb Green

    Abb Green Member

    *On a sketch where a cowboy Whatnot has Waldorf's voice
    Waldorf: HEY! He stole MY voice!
    Statler: Who'd want to steal YOUR voice? DOHOHOHO!
  17. HandsomeGH

    HandsomeGH New Member

    Waldorf: That girl's a doll.

    Statler: Yeah, a real MAN-equinn.

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  18. beakerboy12

    beakerboy12 Well-Known Member

    Waldorf: These Muppet monsters aren't scary at all!

    Statler: If anything, their terror-able!

    Waldorf & Statler: DOHOHOHOHOH!

    Waldorf: No, but really, they're horrible!
  19. mo

    mo Well-Known Member

    statler: oh waldorf i cant believe we just ate all that stuff!
    waldorf: dont worry we wont have it much longer we came to see the muppets didnt we?#
    do ho ho!!!

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  20. CountFan1998

    CountFan1998 Active Member

    :sleep:: What is Animal anyway?
    :boo:: I don't know, but he's on your leg!
    :halo:: ANIMAL! ANIMAL!
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